-At A Bar in the Afterlif e-
Sirius: LISTEN UP!
Regulus: Oh no.
Sirius: Some of you seem to think that
Snivellus is the hero of Slytherin!
Regulus: Get Off. Of. The. Table.
Sinus: My brother defied Voldemort
when he was evhteen!
Regulus: *Face palm*
Sirius: He went through a horrific
expenence that nobody should ever
have to go through! He still gets
nightmares about how he was
dragged into the icy water by dozens
of clammy hands, each belonging to
reanimated corpses.
Regulus: You know that this isn't
helping?
Sinus: WHAT'S SNIVELLUS EVER
DONE!?
Regulus: He saved your godson on
numerous occasions?
Sirius: BESIDES THAT!? REGULUS
BLACK, EVERYONE, THE TRUE
HERO OF SLYTHERIN!
Regulus: I'm flattered, Sinus, but-
Sirius; MUCH BETTER THAN THAT
GREASE BALL
Regulus: You do realize that Severus
and I are good mends, right? I happen
to think that his deeds were very
heroic. It isn't a competition.
Sirius: He doesn't know what he's
talking about! He's had too much to
drink!
Sirius: *Falls off the table*
---- A.N.- Please don't tell me if these are wrong unless you have actual proof, as I said in the bio, these are canons
Also- I hate Snivelous, please don't tell me I am "wrong" to hate him. (If you also hate Snivelous, follow @the.i.hate.snape.club on Instagram)
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