-Our tongues danced together like elementary school students doing the macerrana.
-Why are clothes being ripped? Like nuh uh honey you rip my t-shirt you are buying me a new one.
-I moaned and moaned again and moaned some more.
-every word except penis and vagina are used. His wiggly waggly wick wack entered into my splishy splashy hoo hoo.
-Yall need a ocean to quench your thirst
- The guys dick is never under 7 inch
-whenever you read it you feel like you have to take a bath in holy water and have a priest exorcise you in order to repay for your sins.
-the persons butt/vagina is a deep, hot and tight cavern where one one escapes.
-They are never done having sex. "Whoo that was nice."
"Ya."
"Wanna go for round 312?"
"Hell ya!"-Why is everyone so angry? Like eat a snickers mate you're not you when you're hungry.
-If you're not gay, homosexual smut will make you gay.
- Person has a random sex dungeon in their place. Like... What?
-*pulls out handcuffs and other sex toys out of nowhere*
-Ripping condoms with teeth. You can actually tear the condom using this method.
-Condom isn't used and you know the next chapter is gonna be 16 and pregnant.
-The girl is all terrified and the guy is like oh I've done this millions of times
- That awkward moment when you realize the graphic smut you're reading is written by a twelve year old.
-People who don't know the difference between bdsm and actual abuse.
-They have sex after knowing each other for less than an hour.
-If there isn't a sex scene the fans act like the world is ending.
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Teen FictionThese are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness