-Smirking is the only facial expression he can do
-You are not a fucking CSI agent so stop putting on your damn sunglasses on half-sentence
-Sex is the only thing on their narrow minds
- hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my bedroom, so give me your virginity maybe. How 'bout no
-A wild nerd girl appears, popular guy uses stalk it's very effective
-hot as hell, dumb as bricks
-say the words 'party' or 'beer' and he's on the ground like a dog looking for them
-Keep you damn penis in your pants
-basketball and football are the only sports he plays
-hey girl wanna take a ride in my gold Ferrari?
-I wasn't that drunk
dude, you ran outside half naked and hugged a homeless man with a beard screaming, DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE ALIVE!
-"Excuse me you forgot something."
"what's that?"
"the fucking belt for your pants
-I'm surprised none of the girls have filed for restraining orders against him
-I guess the way to get girls is following her around everywhere and being a total douchebag
-'I'm sexy and I know it' is his theme song
-He wore a tight white shirt that showed off all of his amazing, tan, bulging, muscles
- hobbies include: fighting, hitting on girls, riding motorcycles, having sex and being a dick.
- Once the popular guy gets a girl pregnant it suddenly turns into an episode of Maury and/or Jerry Springer
-The word 'no' is not in their vocabulary
-He smokes, drinks and eats like a pig and nothing happens to him.
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Dumb Book Moments
Teen FictionThese are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness
