-He always has a name like: Draven, Ryker, Alec, Trent etc
-They're warm and tan. WTF vampires are dead, they do not have blood circulation and their organs are pretty much useless so they should be white and cold.
-Tall, dark and handsome/sexy are the only words you can describe a vampire
-They can transform into any animal. Last time I checked they were VAMPIRES NOT SHAPE SHIFTERS
-Instead of finding a vampire girl friend he falls in love with a bipolar chick with resting dead inside face.
-a human girl is sold as a slave to this sexy vampire dude and one moment she's all rebelling against him the next they're 'totally in love' and having sex. Really bitch
-The actor who plays the teen vampires are always emo guys like Alex Evans and young Andy Biersack
-Hair is either described as black as night or crimson red
-The guy vampire is gorgeous but has a controlling, cocky personality
-Girl vamp names are always: Veronica, Raven, Sasha, or Violet
-Vampire falls in love with a vampire slayer
-VAMPIRES. DO. NOT. SPARKLE.
-Girl runs her tongue over her fangs every time a drunk guy hits on her
-Those pussy vegetarian vampires that only suck blood from animals
-Vampires and werewolves are apparently best friends
-At least one vampire character has to have extreme OCD
-The main girl (usually human) never dies no matter what.
-Vampire gang drinks human girls blood everyday but she is still healthy and looks beautiful
-''Say my name (insert name here).'' He growled. ''Say it!.''
'' Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.'' I couldn't resist this makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
- They keep bottles of sunscreen everywhere.
-Vampires are the gothic versions of superman
-The only thing they do when fighting is hiss, jump and turn eye colors. Are they cats now or something?
-Female vamps all have big boobs and small waists
-Teen vamps still go to school even though they are 6000 years old. And to top it all off they are the sexy jocks that bully those below him
-They have no manners what so ever.
-Vamps in training are pussies that are always in a corner crying about the rabbit blood he just drank
-Vampires vs. werewolves. Winner gets the girl
-Male vamps have the same description. Jet black hair, piercing blue eyes, flawless white skin and toned body. Can we not please.
-Twilight. Nuff said.
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Dumb Book Moments
Teen FictionThese are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness