Asylum Demon: hey, anyone there?
Centipede demon: yo, haven't seen you in ages mate :)
Asylum Demon: yeah, err wait a minute how are you typing? You haven't got any hands?
Centipede Demon: I-... I have no idea
Asylum Demon: anyway, I'm doing great in my new job, no one actually tries to escape, except today there was this tiny fag who tried to escape he legged it though, now I just play monster hunter 4 ultimate with the crow
Crow: 'sup
Centipede Demon: oh that's cool, nothing really happens much here tbh
Crow: hey asylum, isn't that the r-
Asylum Demon: crow shut up now
Crow: What! I'm just saying that's the dude who was made because the little kid dropped his rin-
Centipede Demon: wha-
Asylum demon: CROW SHUT UP, we haven't had 'le talk'
Crow: ohhh shit
C.D: what? What are you guys talking about
A.D: listen, your kind of a ring that the big tree like guy dropped
C.D: WHAT!
A.D: I don't know how but it's true, your a ring
Crow: heh, well it just shows he likes you, cause if ya liked it ya put a ring on it :)
C.D: WTF
Crow: ok this is awkward I'm going
A.D: no no no wa-
-crow has left chat-
A.D: FUCK
C.D: so if I'm a ring, then how am I alive
A.D: centipede, your existence makes as much sense as gaping dragon's plot relevance
C.D: LOL, but seriously how the hell am I alive?
A.D: sorry there's a dude up here that I gots ta kill brb
C.D: ok
C.D: asylum demon?
-crow joined chat-
Crow: Hey asylum demon why aren't you moving in game, the monster's attacking ya
C.D: he's not here, he had to deal with something work related
Crow: ahh shit, I think he's dead
C.D: WHAAAT, nah
Crow: yeah, this dude just walked out the asylum and i see like a fat corpse
C.D: bruv, ya think its like the thing
Crow: the thing?
Crow: ohh that thing
C.D: ye
Crow: I dunno mate, hope not for your sake good luck, I'm bringing the dude to the shrine cya
C.D: k bai
-crow has left chat-
-Taurus Demon has joined chat-
-Capra demon has joined chat-
T.D: sup my fam, TD IS IN DA HOUSE
Capra: it's more of just a wall really
T.D: shut up fam, u just mad since u got kicked out of ur house
C.D: sup guys, wait kicked out?
T.D: Ye this little butch is scared of fire so when the little bitches came he flapped
Capra: I'm NOT scared of it I'm just weak
T.D: ye ur weakness is bein a pussy
Capra: fucking..
C.D: so anyway guys how've ya been
T.D: I'm stocked mate, got me room, me homies, and a fucking fine few by the way I'm gonna invite me mate into the party k
C.D: sure
-red drake joined party-
Drake: yo yo yo, drakey boy is up in this bitch
Capra: Jesus guys you know centipedes here, watch your language
T.D: OI Capra you better leave it mate, or I'll get some fire pussy boy
Drake: hey T-dog, this midget's sweeping all the deadies
T.D: srsly bruv
Drake: ye, thing he's coming for ya, want me ta film
Capra: yeah, I'd pay anything to watch you get beaten up
C.D: forgot to tell u guys something
Capra: what?
C.D: asylum's dead
T.D: WHAT!
Capra: shit.. How
C.D: I dunno, his crow friend saw some dude walk out of the asylum and saw something dead behind him
T.D: aww watch me gut this fucker
Drake: think he's coming to u now T
Capra: wait I don't know if that's a good idea
T.D: as if that midget could beat me, lol
Drake: lol, kill him lad
