C.D: hey guys
G.D: no guys just me
C.D: wait your not a guy
G.D: well... I dont even know anymore
C.D: err...Hows the gargoyles?
G.D: they're dead, fucking non sun praisers
C.D: you...ok?
G.D: of course I'm not ok
C.D: why you upset?
G.D: Because its night time centipede!
C.D: oh fuck me for even asking
G.D: why has the sun decided to take its holy presence away from us for twelve whole hours?
C.D: if it makes you feel any better, I've never seen the sun all i see are poorly texturised lava
G.D: well duh, your a ring?
C.D: ok thats a touchy subject
G.D: well have you heard the saying if you like it you shoulda put a ring on it
C.D: yep
G.D: well you can't put a ring on a ring dummy
C.D: uh...so?
Chaos Witch Quelaag: what he's trying to say is nobody likes you
C.D: well aren't you two just a barrel of sunshine
G.D: hey quelaag
C.W.Q: sup dudes
G.D: wait is this your spider body typing this or your human part
C.W.Q: spider body, my human part is doing some edgy dark magic
C.D: like what?
C.W.Q: I'm just watching leafyishere
C.D: wait how long have you been here
C.W.Q: eh..pretty long i guess i just didn't really type anything
-Capra demon joined chat-
-Demon Firesage joined chat-
Capra: hey guys just finished making a restraining order between my two dogs
C.W.Q: did they sign
Capra: i did
C.D: capra it doesn- it just doesn't work like that
C.W.Q: who's gonna punish them for getting too close to each other anyway?
Capra: ME
C.D: capra you acting out of character
Capra: no- no this is the appropriate reactionto realising one of your dogs is gay
G.D: you cant say that shit man fine bros will fucking take you to court
Capra: FUCK THE FINE BROS
C.W.Q: i like this man
C.D: see now you've got quelagg the emo liking you
Capra: Im likeable
D.F: Yeah guys he's very likeable
C.W.Q: YOU JUST GOT HERE
C.D: STOP YELLING
G.D: hmm...the sky looks a bit orangey now
D.F: i know but when i see someone and i see their face, i know their a nice person
G.D: pretty peculiar if you
G.D: OH SHIT ITS THE SUN
Capra: you haven't even seen my face
C.D: thats the laid back passive aggressive Capra i know and love
Capra: yeah i think you need to go back to the 'means well but is too young to be smart' character type
C.D: ok
C.D: mister Dragon is that a swear word?
G.D: PRAISE IT!!!!
Demon Firesage: hey guys
C.D: hey f-dog
Capra: Centipede dont talk to him
D.F: what? Why?
Capra: because centipede, whenever we watch tv he makes sarcastic comments
C.D: you always make sarcastic comments
Capra: but not on fucking sesame street!
G.D: i have a Huge boner right now
C.W.G: gaping..don't...please
G.D: PRAAAAAAAAISE
D.F: Oh please it asks us where elmo is when he's already on screen
C.D: thats...its just not the point
D.F: its not my fault that my clearly superior intelligence makes me think too much making me make a sarcastic comment while forgetting most obvious facts abo- OH GOD IM ON FIREEEE
Capra: guys i found the guy that killed tuna demon ass demon and bitch gargoyles gonna kill him
D.F: yay i can be part of 'the squad'
C.D: NOPE
Capra: that is not happening
C.W.Q: yeah...no
Capra: right brb
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