Drake: oh...
C.D: what?
Drake: he kinda dead
C.D: oh...
Drake: and by kinda i mean very
C.D: oh...
Drake: like you know the amount of dead a really dead person is?
C.D: yep
Drake: that kind of dead
Capra: hey can you play hotline bling
Drake: FUCK'S SAKE
Capra: oh wait your friend is kind of dead, whoops
C.D: your brother is kind of dead but apparently we're not bringing that up
Capra: oh yeah i forgot
Drake: Forgot?!
Capra: you're dodging the question drake
Drake: what ever I'm gonna roast this fool
Bell gargoyle joined chat
Gaping dragon joined chat
B.G: hey guys hows it going
C.D: One of the demons died
Capra: poor tuna demon, i knew him so well
Drake: ITS TAURUS MOTHERFUCKER
B.G: oh...thats...lets change the subject
G.D: any if you guys got time to talk about our glorious sun?
Capra: oh tell me you don't believe in that shit
G.D: its pronounced su-un
C.D: Gaping...that whole sun thing is stupid
B.G: yeah the sun is just a sun
G.D: did you mean lord and saviour, don't worry autocorrect happens to me all the time
B.G: no its stupid, thats it
G.D: perhaps you should go to settings and turn auto correct off?
Capra: NO HE MEANS ITS JUST STUPID
G.D: now its got capra typing in all caps
C.D: he isn't getting this
Capra: Dammit one of the undead thieves is moaning how he wishes he was dead
B.G: thats deep
Capra: everyone wishes they were dead, its boring, cant someone just want money or power or something like that
B.G: Well theres that logan guy who big ass hat probably compensates for his tiny fucking dick
Capra: If i wanted to hear something depressing I'd listen to priscilla's backstory
Drake: guys like my diss track its on soundcloud
B.G: no its probably shizz
Drake: thats it bitch gargoyles i'm coming up your wank tower and im gonna anally demolish you
B.G: your gay?
Drake: NO!
G.D: he wouldn't be angry if he praised the sun
C.D: damn gaping dragon your stupid
G.D: like you've even seen the sun
C.D: >:0
Capra: wait i thought you said you were roasting the human...uh...undead...hu-
I don't care
Drake: i am
Capra: ...then do it
Drake: oh trust me he'll be roasted
Drake: ....
Drake: right after he pays to watch my diss track on soundcloud
Capra: of course!
C.D: We're all dead
G.D: we wouldn't be dead if we praised the sun
B.G: oh my god are you serious
C.D: if i knew any swear words....you'd all be...Not good
B.G: I'd teach you but i don't work free
Capra: my two dogs are playing with each other, brothers for life
Capra: wait why's he going behind him, now he's climbin-
Capra: This wasn't my headcannon
B.G: right undead dude is here I'm going to kill him
C.D: good luck
Capra: fucking skinless furries
G.D: remember to praise the sun!
B.G: i hope i don't
B.G: Parish
Drake: thats it you can die
Capra: UGHHHHH
G.D: the sun disapproves
C.D: err...no that joke was terrible
B.G: fine... Right bye
