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B.O.C: Nito
B.O.C: Nito
B.O.C: Nito
B.O.C: Nito
B.O.C: I can see you're active, message chat
C.D: Hello!
C.D: Bed of Chaos
C.D: You know my life's pretty chaotic
C.D: That's sort of a pun, If I actually told you how I really lived you wouldn't believe it
B.O.C: Nito
C.D: Don't be rude!
B.O.C: Nito
Nito: Maggot.
B.O.C: Don't "Maggot" me. I need your help.
B.O.C: I know the last time we talked ended a bit
B.O.C: uweeeh
B.O.C: But times have changed and gone. I'm a new woman. I have two balls now!
B.O.C: That sounds like what I didn't mean for it to sound like, they're like two little fire circles at either side of my wood-
B.O.C: I'm just making it worse
Nito: "Uweh: is accidentally mentioning that a friend used to use miracles and then tell another necromancer and have said necromancer write a verse about it on his diss track on me
Nito: Which you also did
Nito: "Uweh" is not sacrificing your soul to the first flame, without telling anybody, and accidentally breeding horrific amalgamations of chaos and fire onto the world to ruin civilisation
B.O.C: Why are you mad about that? It's more people for you to kill?
Nito: Excellent assumption
Nito: and yet, such a shit assumption as well
Nito: Of course it also means that you've forgotten that most of the silver knights didn't die and instead became dark knights that are notoriously much harder to kill.
B.O.C: Which also kill other undead, so again, you're welcome
Nito: Yeah. Luckily the literal fucking definition of undead doesn't mean they can't die.
Nito: Hooray for us
Nito: And also: now I have a bunch of retarded ass, ass demons sneaking into my raves all the fricking time
B.O.C: Ass Demons? What Ass Demons?
Nito: Demon firesage, for one, he sucks major moonlight great swords
Nito: That's a euphemism for dick, Centipede, btw
C.D: I don't get it
Nito: Firesage sucks dick
C.D: Oh
B.O.C: Which one is Demon Firesage again? I don't remember anyone like that from Izalith. Probably because they weren't horrendous demonic amalgamations but eh
C.D: The pimp one?
B.O.C: The Pimp?
B.O.C: Oh, Nito I'm so sorry, man
Nito: Yeah. Yeah you better be. I can make a fucking maggot plague, I should've made a fucking maggot plague a long time ago, that way all the corpses I collect don't become such gross pieces of shit. They just eat it. It's like weirdly satisfying compilations on YouTube.
