Iron Golem: I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT
C.D: Hey IG!
Iron Golem: CD
Iron Golem: I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT
Smough: Why are you about to lose your shit
C.D: Italics!
Smough: You don't know what that word means
C.D: Frick off
Iron Golem: NOBODY CAN GET TO MY BIG FUCK OFF PODIUM BECAUSE, AS I JUST FOUND OUT, THERE'S A GWYNDAMN BOATLOAD OF AXES AND TRAPS AND BOULDERS AND ALL SORTS OF HORSE SHIT TO STOP PEOPLE FROM GETTING TO ME
Iron Golem: IN ALL HONESTLY, IT MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF USELESS
Iron Golem: I'VE FOUGHT LIKE 3 GUYS TOPS, SINCE I GOT HERE
Iron Golem: I'M THINKING OF MOVING TO DARKROOT TO PURSUE A CAREER IN GARDENING
Seath: Well at least you can't fall of your fricking boss area like a drunk bonewheel this time
Seath: Lamarough
Seath: (Channeller: Am I saying that right? Seath is really picky about this sort of thing and I don't wanna misspell anything)
Iron Golem: NO
Iron Golem: SEE I CHANGE THE SUBJECT OF THE CONVERSATION BECAUSE DESPITE MY IRON-Y AND VERY DURABLE EXTERIOR I HAVE A VERY SOFT AND CARING INTERIOR
Iron Golem: I'M A SENSITIVE SOUL
Iron Golem: OR A SENSITIVE CORE, I THINK
Demon Firesage: If you have such a sensetive soul why do you want to murder human beings by chopping them to death and throwing them to their untimely demise?
Iron Golem: FUNNY
D.F: Eh
Smough: Well if you weak ass poison moss, take the loss, ain't ever beat the boss, redneck lookin' asses are done
Smough: I'm gonna say why iiiiiiiim upset
Seath: When did you become such a bitch man?
Seath: you use to be like, eating fuckers
Seath: now you're just... not.. eating fuckers
Nito: you should eat more fuckers smough
C.D: Why do all of you come back as soon as somebody else that isn't me is in the chat?
Smough: Centipede the not-rings are talking, please be quiet
Smough: pussyassbitch
D.F: Hey!
Smough: anyway I got into another argument with illusion-stein again
Smough: About how his real self actually dipped like a convoluted amount time flow ago
Smough: To chill with that God of War guy that was exiled
D.F: From playstation?
Smough: No, you dick
Smough: What the fuck is a
Smough: NEVERMIND, anyway we were just talking about how that seemed
Smough: Normal hood discussion
Seath: So why are you arguing?
Smough: Well one because he's a stupid illusion collection of semen ass bitch
Smough: And two because I said travelling away from a city of the gods to some bitchy ass mountain to find some guy with long hair is homoerotic
Nito: pffffft lmaaaoo
Seath: HAHAHAHA
C.D: What's that mean?
D.F: It means gay stuff Centipede
D.F: I probably shouldn't've told you that but fuck it, everyone's dead anyway
---Ornstein joined the chat---
Ornstein: Once bitches be chatting behind yo back
Seath: HAHAHAHAHA
Nito: Here we go!!
Nito: You two should kill each other
Nito: I mean not fakestein he's just a pile of smoke
Nito: You should die though, Smough
Smough: No
Nito: ...
Nito: Be real cool if ya did..
Ornstein: Why the fuck are all of y'all fujoshi ass bitches calling regular manly actions gay?
Ornstein: Its honour you deegly-dumbly-bitchasses
Smough: Its more than that dawg
Smough: I don't believe a man will go on a century long journey to find his old leader after his fall from grace without violently sucking on his penis as soon as he gets there
C.D: Ew
Smough: LEAST I GOT A LOWER AND UPPER JAW, DICK!
C.D: Awww
C.D: You guys just gonna let me take that?
D.F: Yeah it was funny tbh
C.D: You're a penis, Demon Firesage
D.F: I'm LITERALLY the exact opposite of a penis
D.F: I'm dummy thicc
Ornstein: Man you can't call someone my entire existence is based off of mean shit dawg
Ornstein: I gotta back my dudes beef now
Ornstein: I don't wanna fight you, but I will
Smough: En garde motherfucker
Smough: Although a fair away en garde
Smough: Homophobes might lynch me by mistake
Ornstein: You calling me gay now?
Smough: just did n-word
Seath: Itsssss ooooonnnnn
Seath: The S is for Seath
D.F: What's all the other letters for?
Seath: Fuck off you mistake of nature
Smough: Ir- to the -freaking- to the -relevant!
Iron Golem: CHOSEN UNDEAD'S HERE AND HE HASNT KILLED MY FIRE GIANT FRIEND HE'S SO FUCKED HA HA HA HA
Smough: I dare yo bitch ass, to jump down from that stupid ass balcony and fight me, 1 on 1, no timeouts, no carthus curved sword, no armor, no weapons, no legs, just a one on one fistfight.
Ornstein: Why the fuck can't I have legs?
Smough: Did I say that?
C.D: Yeah, it's right there
Smough: Oh
Smough: Fuck, the cannibal inside me just gets out sometimes
Ornstein: No fuck you!
Ornstein: Chop off my damn legs!
Ornstein: Chop off my damn eyes too! Maybe eat my fucking illusion pancreas
Smough: Ok first off: Don't tempt me with the pancreas thing, I'm serious
Smough: Second: You're stupid
Smough: Third: I
Smough: Third is you're stupid again, because there's no gain in fighting a blind asshole! They just lose in like 3 milliseconds! Your diligence is inspiring but fuck OFF
Seath: Somebody's Grand Archives pass has just been banned
Seath: I wonder who it is? Maybe someone dissing me, hmm?
Nito: You know maybe more people would go to The Grand Archives if you didn't have a giant boar right by the entrance that killed everything it saw
Seath: WHY DONT YOH JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NITO?!!?
Seath: I CAN'T DIE! HAVE YOU REALISED HOW FREQUENTLY I SNORT MY BIG IMMORTALITY CRYSTAL?!?!
Seath: EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!
Nito: Here we go again. You ain't even making sense dawg
Seath: I CAN'T DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
C.D: We can use bold?
Ornstein: Swear to Gwyn if you bitch asses start a full ass conversation about bold writing
Seath: (Channeller: If you put
Seath:
Seath: (Channeller: 👎)
Smough: Shut the fuck up, R Kelly
Ornstein: Yeah go and constantly stare at maidens from the way of white, you trident wielding bastard
Smough: Ain't got no game
Ornstein: Nah, he's like abstaining from game
Smough: Abstaining from not having a fucking rectangle head
Ornstein: Ooooohhhh
Iron Golem: I FELL
Smough: Oooohhhh hahaha fricking Perverts
Seath: Perverts?
Seath: ARE THE CHANNELERS PUTTING SHIT I DIDN'T SAY INTO THE CHAT?!
Seath: OR DO YOU GUYS KNOW SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T!
C.D: The channeler one? What?
C.D: Sorry Channeler
Seath: (Channeler: ☹)
C.D: I feel bad now
Seath: YOU SHOULD!
Seath: YOU FUCKASS!
Seath: THE CHANNELERS ARE FUCKING OFF NOW, I'M WRITING MY OWN TEXTS! I'm using a text to speech to hear yous and then ILL TYPE!!
Nito: Seath you know that isn't gonna work
Seath: WWWAAAATCH MEEEEE!!!!
Seath:
Seath:
Seath:
Seath: sjjaliwuen2l1iw
Nito: Seath
Seath: Jsjdjdjejueeioo&*#&#^÷aalquauaiai19191919191
Smough: Pale-Drake, this ain't that hotline bling
Seath: ehjwjsjs
Ornstein: Lmao hahahaha I get it
Seath: hshshdjdh
D.F: That's like 5 years old
Ornstein: The flow of time is convoluted in Lordran, my G
Smough: Unlike my mixtape
Seath: Shhdjdjdjdkdkdk
Nito: I wish me upon you Seath
Seath: ajaivibaivwhbauvjavhcahcUgIG 9h2ih8h2oneobeibeibeihiehubwih2ibe82882u273n3ib3ub4ubribibribeibeibeiheuh83bib3
-- Seath was removed from the chat --
C.D: There's an admin?
Crow: Yeah it's me
Crow: I never left after that first chat chapter
Crow: I just stopped talking once all you oldies joined
Ornstein: 'Least I know what an egg looks like, you animal form of the goddess of sin
Smough: AYYYYY gottem!
Smough: Ornstein I'd like to take this time to make a good apology
Smough: I was very upset when I realised that my dream of being in the four knights was over, I was filled with rage
Smough: Not being able to justfully dispense it I started to take it out on whoever I could
Smough: That wasn't very gangsta rap of me
Ornstein: And I also hood-apologise
Ornstein: Upon further evaluation, ditching everything you've ever known too find the commander you sweared your loyalty to, and still felt loyalty towards, even after he betrayed your kingdom and was exiled from all of history, on top of a mountain millions of miles away is kind of gay.
Nito: As Ravelord I shall officiate the hood-apology
Nito: Smough, what do you say to your homie who you kind of dissed?
Smough: My bad, bro
Nito: And Ornstein, what do you say to your homie who you kind of dissapointed by existing
Ornstein: My bad, that's on me, I still respect you, homes.
Ornstein: My bad
C.D: Ah, this is nice
Ornstein: Shut up, ring-bitch
Smough: Yeah, try having a body shape actually akin to a Centipede rather than one that is more of a complex snake shape with multiple heads and only one half of your mouth, bitch
C.D: I don't like the hood
C.D: You guys don't even live in the hood you live in a gigantic, makwstuc city for the gods
C.D: You could never make it in the demon ruins!
C.D: Not with all the demons!
C.D: Lava!
C.D: Framerate drops!
C.D: Mostly just the framerate drops honestly!
Ornstein: Darn Centidede Pemon, when u get so daaaaarìng
Smough: Pee-Mon lolololo
C.D: I'm character developing!
C.D: I'm getting sick of all of you guys stupid b**sh**
D.F: Bush
C.D: This is why everyone hates you Demon Firesage
C.D: All of you guys are just dumbheads that frick things up for everyone!
Smough: Okay lemme just slide that into my personal file entitled "Sentences that include the word "fricking""
Smough: It's a furnace
Smough: Your opinion doesn't matter because you don't swear
Ornstein: Lololololololol
-- Ornstein left the chat --
-- Smough left the chat --
Nito: They should die
D.F: They probably gonna
D.F: Cause Iron Golem died as we were speaking
C.D: He did?
D.F: Yeah he says that he fell off right as Smough was talking about rectangles
Nito: Lmao
C.D: Frick
Nito: Once again the Raveyard is fully booked my homies
Nito: Almost too full
Nito: I've had to start mashing some together into towers and sticking them underground
Nito: Effective but they look like
Nito: Well they look like you Centipede Demon
Nito: But slightly better
C.D: Ok
D.F: I may just have to check out one of them raves hehehehe
D.F: Get my "flame on"
Nito: Firesage if you die I'll literally ressurect you
Nito: That is the complete opposite of everything I stand for, and have stood for since the beginning of time itself
Nito: And I am willing to ignore that
Nito: Just because you suck
D.F: Ass
D.F: Try fighting without using a billion skeleton goons
Nito: Try getting a job you freeloading bitch
-- Demon Firesage left the chat --
Nito: Nito wins again
C.D: Ayy
Nito: Ayy
C.D: Sorry for my rant earlier
C.D: I lost control
Nito: Centipede, I literally could not care less
C.D: Okay!
C.D: What do we talk about now?
Nito: Me leaving the chat
Nito: To regain stock from my ravelord servants
C.D: Is stock like the souls of the darned or something
Nito: Mostly LSD
Nito: Though I'll make sure they steal someone's soul juuuuuuust fooooooor yooooooouuuuuuu.
C.D: Really?
Nito: No.
-- Nito left the chat --
C.D: Argh
C.D: ...
C.D: Nobody's in the chat?
C.D: Nobody can see what I message
C.D: Complete secrecy
C.D: Okay....
C.D: ...
C.D: Blightown isn't that bad of an area
Sanctuary Guardian: Fuck off
C.D: ARGH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
