Chat #4

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C.D: well.... Capra demon looks pretty dead

G.D: how would you know?

C.D: demon senses, telepathic shit

D.F: that is very true

C.W.Q: yeah it is pretty neat isn't it

G.D: well i have dragon senses

D.F: ha, well... You wouldn't know that much about dragons

C.D: whys that?

D.F: HE'S NOT A DRAGONNNNNN

C.W.Q: you really emphasised that didn't you

C.D: WHAT!?

D.F: yep, all dragons are dead...heh heh heh

G.D:.....

G.D: I DIDN'T LIE THAT GUY DID

C.D: WHO!

-gaping dragon left the chat-

D.F: that question will never be answered

C.D: that sucks, another juicy adopted guy would've been cool, you know since i'm adopted

D.F: oh please centipede, No one adopted you

C.D: really?!

D.F: yeah you just got stuck to a wall one day and no one gave a shit so we just left you there

C.D: That's even worse

D.F: well we all fucked ain't we, but you know what really sucks?

C.D: What?

D.F: i totally would've boned the fair lady

C.W.Q: WHAT THE FUCK?!

C.D: duuuuuuude?

D.F: what, I'm not lying I would've

C.D: but her sisters right there

D.F: maybe she could pass the message then

C.W.Q: ILL PASS HER YOUR FUCKING INTESTINES BITCH

D.F: I don't have those anymore

C.W.Q: ah shit, i guess thats true most of your lower body is an ass, you are a dick sometimes

D.F: Yeah btw ya bro is still alive so lava is everywhere, and double btw btw, he totally dropped the ring that stops him from being in the lava, and therefore stops him from being in eternal pain ya know, fyi

C.D: Hooray for eternal pain

D.F: hooray

C.W.Q: godamit

D.F: besides don't hate me, hate the bitch that turned me into a fiery butt demon

C.D: and thank the heavens for clumsy fire demons because i wouldn't exist without them

C.W.Q: Its not my fault he dropped it

D.F: HIS ARMS ARE LITERALLY STUCK IN HIS CHEST

C.W.Q:.......

D.F:......

C.D: Hooray for chest arms!

C.W.Q: Hey, why are you all salty about ceaseless all of a sudden

C.D: hooray for alliteration

C.W.Q: ceaseless begins with a 'c' centipede

C.D:.....dammit

D.F: It's actually very simple really

D.F: I was the biggest pimp in izalith, and listening to those disloyal hoes changes a butt demon, and i know an annoying spider girl when i see one

C.Q.W: ceaseless is a boy, or was a boy

D.F: Thats sexist, all genders are capable of being a bitch

C.D: well geez that wasn't my head canon, err....multiple head cannons

C.W.Q: well...cool i guess, I just used to be a daughter of chaos

D.F: you mean the little shits that turned their entire civilisation into butt demon land?

[Stray Demon joined chat]

S.D: Preach

[Stray Demon left chat]

D.F:.......

D.F: I hate that guy

C.D: same, just comes in at a completely random moment and copies what someone else had already done.

D.F: At least taurus, gwyn rest his soul, stayed after he was annoying, that guy leaves as quickly as he comes.

C.D: yeah and he just copies something anyone else has already done

C.D: well g2g going for a nap byeee

D.F: bye

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