C.D: hey
C.D: anyone there?
C.D: quelaag? Firesage?
C.D: nope.....
C.D: well looks like it's time to invite new guys.
-ornstein joined the chat-
-smough joined the chat-
C.D: OMG i didn't think you'd actually join, you're ornsteing captain of the four knights of gwyn!"
Ornstein: WASSUP BITCHES
Smough: where da hoes
C.D: wait what
Ornstein: Whats good my sonysonyson
C.D: err...everythings fine
Ornstein: Y u in a chat on you're own?
Smough: U a victim?
Ornstein: dude better not be a victim
Smough: dude is a victim i pimp slap his cracker ass
Smough: in the ass.
C.D: err...I'm fine actually
Ornstein: So ye my neeegy, so ima feel good
Smough: REAL GOOD
Ornstein: so ima be nice
Smough : Oh so nice
Ornstein: since that Chosen undead riping all the cool homies
Smough: RIP MA NIGGA TAURUS
Ornstein: what will you do if he comes to your door
Smough: Wat do?
C.D: err...im in lava, thats pretty cool just bring him in the lava
Ornstein: smart, using the environment
Smough: ENVIRONMENTALIST POWAH
Ornstein: but its not enough.
Smough: how could you even consider that enough JEEZ
C.D: Oh well...what should I do
Ornstein: I dunno get an axe or something maybe a sword or a dagger
Smough: KILL YOURSELF
Smough: DO IT MOTHERFUCKER DO IT
C.D:......
Ornstein: Dude are you jacked up again
Smough: NO
Smough: FUCK YOU, I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN OF THE FOUR KNIGHTS
Ornstein: well most of the four knights are dead and apparently i'm an illusion so....
C.D: Jacked up? Whats that mean
Ornstein: you know the charcoal pine resin
C.D: yeah
Ornstein: Snort it
C.D: why would you do that?
Smough: FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL, THE SEXUAL THRILL
C.D: so uhh....any more tips?
Ornstein: You gotta raise your cockbag game bro
C.D: cockbag game?
Ornstein: right listen, add crappy enemies, self heal, move too quickly, stuff like that
Smough: sing the song
C.D: ok so, more enemies?
Ornstein: yeah and make them proper tedious like skeletons
Smough: Ornstein sing the song, sing the song
C.D: so uh....I can't do that
Smough: IMA BITE YO DICK OFF IF U DONT SING THE SONG
Ornstein: alright jeez
Ornstein: i dont even remember
Smough: SING THE SONG
Ornstein: ok jeez ok
Ornstein: You know what fuck the song pass me some of that resin shit
Smough: NO
Ornstein: YES
C.D: you guys know anyone else to invite to the party?
Ornstein: damn right i do
-xxgravelord_nitoxx joined the chat-
Nito: haha the worlds fucked and i'm not helping
Ornstein: yo nito
Smough: the ravelord
Nito: wassup
Ornstein: u know where that chosen unfed dude is
C.D: unfed?
Ornstein: IM LOSING MATERIAL OKAY THERE I SAID IT
Nito: he's right in front of me
Ornstein: what?!
Nito: yeah i'm pretending to be asleep, LOL, I'm fucking dying lad
Ornstein: what?!
Smough: ?!?!!?!!?
Nito: yeah lad
Nito: HE JUST FUCKING JOINED MY COVENANT
Ornstein: LOL WUT?!
Nito: THIS DUDE HAS NO BRAIN
C.D: i have 4 brains
Smough: then fucking use it you fat gay wankstain
Smough: MOTHERFUCKER DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
Nito:....
Ornstein:.....
C.D:.......
- smough left-
Nito: was he high again
C.D: yes
Ornstein: yep
Nito: im a go but hey fyi don't talk to that furtive pygmy guy. Im telling ya, Total Dick
C.D: whats wrong with him
Nito: well he goes around corrupting entire villages. But since its corrupted they don't die
Nito: HES BASICALLY KILLING MY JOB
C.D: oh that sucks well g2g ceaseless just started his 15th hour of screaming
C.D: 15th one today that is. Boi.
-c.d left the chat-
Ornstein: IMA BONE GWYNEVERE
Nito: OH don't you dare!
