Dedicated to kkgertz
Dean-
"You know why it'll be okay, (Y/N)? Cause we're not the LOSE-chesters!"
Sam-
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"*sighs* sure, Sam..."
"A man and a dog walk into the bar, what do they say?"
"....... Uh, I don't know, what do they say?"
"The dog goes woof, the man goes ouch!!,"
"..."
Castiel-
"(Y/N), I have learned a humorous joke, I was told on the Tumblr..."
"Um, okay, Cas?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting moose."
"Interrupting m-"
Sam walks in excitedly, "Hey, so get this..."
(Y/N) rofl's, marries Cas.
Crowley-
"What did one traitor say to the other? "
"What?"
"Nothing. They're both dead. I tortured them with torture like no one's ever been tortured with in the history of torture."
Gabriel-
"Pull my finger, Sugar Momma!"
"Babe, no."
"Come on, pull my finger!!"
"No! Gabe, no."
"Just do it already! Babe. Please."
*sighs, pulls finger*
*grins as candy starts raining down*
Balthazar-
"Love, why did Rose survive the sinking of The Titanic?"
"... Why?"
"Because shit floats, darling!"
Lucifer-
"(Y/N), do you ever get the feeling you forgot something or someone... Some place... Some place cage like?"
"Luci. Stop."
"Hey, I'm just trying to figure it out! Eh, Sam and Dean will remember .."
Metatron-
"Will you go out with me?"
Kevin-
"Hey, did you hear about that new movie, Constipation?"
"Kevin. Kevin, stop."
"It hasn't come out, yet!"
*face palms* "You're such a freshman..."
Deanmon-
"You're pretty, babe. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha, jk, go make me a sandwich, ho."
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Hey, sorry I've been taking forever, but I've been reading some other stuff, and I've been writing other fics, but I hope you like! And I need at least a comment or two to convince me to keep going, please! I'm out of ideas after the next update! But vote, comment, request, fangirl!
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My Supernatural Preferences And One Shots
FanfictionHey, I love Supernatural, and I've read a lot of good preferences, and a lot of bad ones, and I thought I'd write one for myself, that hopefully you will all enjoy! I'll be doing Sam, Dean, Castiel, Crowley, Gabriel, Balthazar, Lucifer, Kevin (RIP...
