The Adventures Of Jerald
By The Fabulous Raza
Once upon a time there was a fat italian name "Jerald". One day Jerald want to go on an adventure through space and time (and the internet). So he began to pack up, and he took the following: an AK-47 (with ammo), a year's worth of lasagna, An infallible @
house, and a set of silverware, a pokemon named "Jigglypuff" (and the pokeball), the Franklin Badge, and a chair named "Billy". So he went into his SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF". He flew it to many places in the WORLD! Like the Statue of Lolbity, and saw the famous "Troll Lisa" and even the MLG Eiffel Tower (and the Minecraft StoneHedge). So then he decided to go to the legendary place in Sweden (Minecraft). But then he ran out of fuel (because he forgot to bring it). But luckily his SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF" runs on lansana. So he tried to find the lasagna, but since he's a fat italian he ate all the lasagna! So he crashed in China, and he fell into a nuclear power plant, and soon died because of the radiation, but wait... BUT WAIT...this is a kid-friendly story for 5-year-old-minecraft-n00bs, so instead of him dying we replace the nuclear waste with Buttercup flowers and with one that can talk (seems familiar, right)? And for some reason fat italians hate Buttercup flowers, so he killed it with his AK-47 (Genocide run confirmed)? So after that murderous kill, he went to the nearest lasaga shop (thanks to Google Maps). And he came back tohis SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF" and refilled it. So he went to Minecraft and builded a ballar castle out of dirt, and sand (and the red sand). And then 4-Year-Old-Griefers came and destroyed the the MLG DIRT CASTLE (+stole the SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF"). So Jerald got mad and turned into the Legendary MLG Trik-Scoper in MLG LEGENDS. So Jerald showed these "GRIEFERS" to not mess with Jerald (and steal the SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF"). So he left Minecraft, so he went to New York City. But on the way Trump KIDNAPPED HIM (OMFG THAT CAN HAPPEN)??? So anyway Trump tried to "convince" Jerald to give him the SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF". But since Jerald is fat italian, he refused to hand it over, so Trump called the police. And waited for seven hours. Until he realized he need to take care of the killing to himself, so he took Jerald's AK-47 and was just about to shoot Jerald, until the cops came an asserted Trump, so Jerald got into his SUPER DUPER EPIC SPACESHIP NAME "JEFF" and took off, he went back to his house in Italy to get more lasagna and rest. But he forgot to close the door, and he was robbed. Jerald got mad, when he woke up. So he ran in circles and cried like a 5-year-old-minecraft-n00b. So then he decided to find the criminals and report them to the police, but then he realized his best friend did it, who's name was "Larry The Slender German". JERALD GOT SO MAD HE TOOK DRUGS AND RAN TO THE POLICE, saying that his Larry stole his MINECRAFT DIAMONDS, (OMFG THAT CAN HAPPEN)?! So then Jerald moved to U'merica and died. R.I.P Jerald. He will be missed or will he. Find out in the next chapter.
