I Hate my Crush

Chapter Twenty two: I'm Like Freaking Cupid.

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So you know those moments where everything is going fine, then BAM everything goes to caca. Yep I just witnessed that fine moment, then had it in a span of about an hour.

Gather 'round children. Gather 'round mamá's. I got a story.

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So Gonzalo and I pull up to the school. Because apparently the new couple wanted to ride together blah blah blah.

We step out and start walking towards the entrance. I turn and see a girl staring at Gonzalo. Love is in the air.

"You've got a secret admirer." I jerk my head in her direction. He looks over to her then they just stare at each other for a while until...BAM. She falls off her bike straight onto the asphalt. We run over to her and help her up. Me almost dying from oxygen deprivation (it's either from the running or trying not to laugh) gets the bike while Gonzalo helps her up.

"Are you okay? That was a pretty nasty fall." I don't think she hears a word because she is too busy focusing in his features. "I'm Gonzalo."

"I'm available." She realizes what just came out over her mouth. "Anna, I ment Anna!" She yells. Her face turns crimson but you could barely tell because her dark brown hair was shielding her face. She turns and looks at me before her face turns even more red. If that's possible. "And you're his girlfriend. I didn't mean what I just said. I'm available but he's not. Your very pretty, please don't hurt me."

"Aww, you think I'm pretty. Eww, you think he's my boyfriend. No he's my brother. I'm Alexis by the way." I outstretch my hand and she slowly shakes it.

"Okay I'm just gonna go now." Gonzalo breaks the awkward silence.

"No, take her to the nurse just in case. Then attendance for her schedule." I order him.

"How'd you know I was new." He stutters.

"You have that newbie smell." She stares at me and I start laughing. "I don't hit people for illogical reasons. I'm not that much of a bitch, everybody who goes here knows that. And that we're twins. Gonzalo take her. Now."

"Don't have to tell me twice." He takes Anna's bag and bike.

"God, I'm like freaking Cupid. Without the diaper and bow. Knowing me I'd probably shoot myself." I laugh and walk inside.

I make it to class before the bell rings. Guess what today is. I don't know either but it's the last week of the month. And it's first period. If you still don't get it. I leave at exactly 7:45 every Friday in the last week of the month.

"Can I use the bathroom?" I raise my hand.

"Grab the pass."

I get up from my seat and walk over to the upstairs bathroom. I go to the second stall and almost puke my eyes out. Vanessa and Zach are fucking in my favorite stall. That's a waste of space.

"What the actual fuck?" I yell. Vanessa smiling and shit, but Zach looks so ashamed. Why, didn't I take a picture.

"It's not what it looks like." Zach starts.

"I swear I didn't remember your last week thingy." Vanessa states innocently.

"Oh, you didn't." I say in a 'duh' tone. "Nigga, you came with me every time."

"Wait are you mad?" Zach asks.

"You could fuck in the handicap stall. I wouldn't give a shit. You could fuck on my bed. I wouldn't-wait then I'd have to wash sheets, but they'd be warm. Whatever, the point is," I pause and point at Vanessa, " I. Don't. Give. A. Shit." I walk out and back into class.

"What no WiFi?" Someone asks.

"What can't mind your damn business?"

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After that the bell rings. I grab my things and walk out. Damn why those stupid moments. Oh wait what happened to Gonzalo. Let's see.

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GONZALO'S POV:

I take Anna to the health office like I was told. The nurse said that she'll be fine. There is nothing to worry about and all that.

I take her to the office and get her schedule. Before she has a chance to read it I take it from her hands.

"Hey!" She yells trying to grab it from my hands.

"Feisty one aren't we?" I say.

"Annoying one aren't we?" She fires back.

"Well the good news is I have a couple classes with you the bad news is-" she cuts me off.

"Wait isn't my having classes with you the bad news."

"Ha ha. You got jokes." I cross my arms.

"No I just speak my mind." She walks away trying to find her locker.

"I'm sorry available, oh wait you're name's Anna." She gasps. Turning around to face me.

"Wow, that was low." She tsks and shakes her head.

"I'm sorry."

"No I'll find my locker by myself." She huffs. I start laughing.

"What's so funny?" She raises her eyebrows.

"Your locker is that way." I point in the opposite direction she was walking.

"Thank you." She straightens her shirt and holds her head up before walking away.

I have to admit that she's got ass. But her personality is unique. I like it.

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A/N

I just wanted to thank all of you guys for 1K. I didn't think people actually read this. Thank you all, enjoy!