AWKWARD........................

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bill went downstairs still holding dipper bridal style 

laughing at what had happened  earlier with his stomach

Mabel and stan where sitting down at the table while Ford was in the kitchen 

bill lowered dipper into her seat being all 'gentlemanly' making dipper giggle her head off

bill pushed her chair in for her 

"thanks" dipper said glancing at her plate which happened to be empty at the moment

bill saw this and saw an opportunity "hey pinetree you need something to eat~?" he was going to get her good

dipper shook her head "I'm sure it's being cooked right now"

she glanced at the other 2 at the table with eggs and bacon on it orange juice on the side

bill snapped his hands and a Pitt cola appeared in it 

"here want some human soda?" he smirked

dipper shook her head no "no thank you" she responded politely

bill almost laughed at how she blindly fell into his trap

bill opened the can of soda up and tilted his head back

dippers eyes widened at bills actions 

"BILL DON'T YOU DARE" she warned her finger pointed in the air giving bill a dark glare

bill was scared for a moment but shrugged it off and tilted the can downwards

the liquid ran down bills face while he was smiling proud of himself

dipper started laughing her head off when she saw bill smiling as if he had won the lottery

while the two where laughing at bills little 'stunt' ford walked into the room 

his head snapped up when he saw dipper and bill

"i see your becoming close friends" he said 

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