Family Guy

Chris Griffin

Christopher Cross Griffin is a bit like his dad, as he's not exactly the smartest of children and he could do with losing a bit of weight. Now in his mid-teens, he's probably the most normal of the Griffin children, even if he is incredibly dim. His stupidity may well be Lois' fault, who admitted that she smoke and drank a lot while pregnant with him, in the hopes of inducing a miscarriage. Despite his lack of smarts he has shown some talent, briefly becoming a famous artist in New York. Chris has had his fair share of problems, such as the evil monkey who lived in his closet. While it took years to convince anyone the monkey was real, it turns out Chris had misjudged his nemesis, as the siman was merely misunderstood. The teenager also technically has a wife in the South American jungle, who he inadvertently hot hitched to when he ran away to join the Peace Corps.