Family Guy

Seamus

Life has not been easy for Seamus, although quite how he got to be a man with two wooden peg legs, two wooden peg arms and blind in one eye is a bit mysterious. The salty old sea dog once suggested his father was a tree, which was backed up in the episode, 'Ocean's Three And A Half', where we see his body is wooden too and only his head is human. However in 'And Then There Were Fewer', it appears Seamus was once a normal person until he got high with James Wood, who ended up eating his arms and legs! The seafarer is often around, ready to warn Peter of the dangers that may await him, as well as going for unexpected jobs, such as the church organist and a news reporter.