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Ming-Ming joins Faze

"Ming-ming! The phone! The phone is ringing!" Tuck said. "Just wait Tuck! This is serious! I'm doing my Faze application." Ming-ming replied. "What? You'll never make it into Faze, your quick-scoping just isn't good enough." Tuck replied. "Fuck off." Ming-ming replied.

After saving the baby scrub, Linny and Tuck got back. "Hey, I'm gonna barbecue some celery coated in cocaine, go get Ming-ming so she can enjoy this with us." Linny said. "Alright, Linny." Tuck replied. 

"Ming-ming? Where are you?" Tuck called out, realizing Ming-ming had disappeared. Then he found a note-

CHECKY TURTLE AND GUINEA PIG FAGS, I WENT TO IMPROVE MY QUICK-SCOPING SKILLS IN THE SCHOOL OF QUICK-SCOPING SPONSERED BY FaZe CLAN. ALL THE TOP STUDENTS BECOME MEMBERS OF FAZE. THE LOSERS GO AND JOIN OPTIC. I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED A REPLACE FOR MYSELF IN THE WONDER PETS, HIS NAME IS PABLO BACKYARDIGANNYLEOPOO, HE'S AN OLD PENGUIN FRIEND. WISH ME LUCK.

~MING-MING THE DUCK

"Oh-no." whispered Tuck. "I never got to confess my love for her... and now she's gone..." Tuck said. Tuck then went on to read all of "Boredom of Sadness", his favorite book, in an attempt to recover.

"Oi, Tuck. Where were you and Ming-ming last night, I had to eat all the barbecued celery cocaine on my own, I almost died twice." Linny said, her eyes were still super baked. "Ming-ming's eyes used to get baked like that." Tuck thought to himself.

"She's gone Linny. She has retired from being a Wonder Pet... so I think I might have to do the same." Tuck said. "Tuck, stop being such a dumb-shit. Her replacement just got in and he's pretty cool." Linny said. "Huh?" Tuck replied.

Then a blue penguin scrub with a helicopter hat walked in. "Yo, what little bitch are we saving today?" Pablo asked.  "Oh man, your so cool." Linny said. "Yeah babe, you wanna do some heroin injected carrots later?" Pablo asked. "Hell yeah!" Linny replied. 

"No fuck this." Tuck said. "I'm gonna go get Ming-ming and everything's gonna go back to normal, and this douche can go make to hallucinating on mushrooms in his backyard with that pink thing." Tuck vowed.

TEN YEARS LATER

"Ming-ming I finally found you!" Tuck said. "Tuck, is that you?" Ming-ming asked. "Yeah, it's me. Ming-ming, I've searched ten years to find you just to tell you, I love you Ming-ming, I want you to come back to the school with me, be a Wonder Pet with me again. Please, I'm begging you Ming-ming." Tuck said. "K den." Ming-ming replied.

Upon arriving back at the school, Tuck and Ming-ming discovered that Linny had quit and had become a backyardagain, but was fired after snorting cocaine on screen. "Alright, now that we're all back together again, we can be Wonder Pets once again." Tuck said. And at that moment the phone started ringing.