Alya: Yo, what was with complimenting my girl? I bless your wedding, by the way.
Adrien: WAIT WHAT? ALYA WHAT WEDDING?
Alya: Adrien, you complimented Mari on her outfit today, right? Even though she wears the same thing every single day?
Adrien: Well, yeah! Don't girls like to be complimented on their clothes? And Marinette's a designer, so that means double nice?
Alya: I KNEW IT
Adrien: KNEW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE
Alya: Ask her out on a date!
Adrien: WHAT?
Alya: Mari's too chicken to do it, so you have to make the first move!
Adrien: BUT ALYA, SHE'S TOO NICE
Alya: What do you mean?
Adrien: I meant to say that I can't possibly take her out on a date, seeing as how she clearly likes Nathaniel. She's too nice to say no to my offer, but in reality she would hate being in my presence.
Alya: ...
Alya: Adrien, YOU ARE A BLOCK HEAD.
Adrien: What?! Why?!
Alya: What I'm about to say will break the code of friendship, but it simply must be done.
Adrien: What are you talking about?!
Alya: Adrien, Marinette has a huge crush on you. She has your pictures plastered all over her walls and she likes you so much that she can't even think straight when talking to you.
Adrien: WHAT?!
Alya: You heard me. If you don't believe me, ask Nino
Adrien: ALYA CESAIRE IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU HAVE LIED TO ME I SWEAR TO THE SKY THAT I WILL DIG MY OWN HOLE AND DIE BECAUSE YOU GOT MY HOPES UP ONLY FOR THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN
Alya: My work here is done! I HEAR WEDDING BELLS
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Miraculous One-Shots
FanfictionThis here is a collection of ideas that I thought were cute. Comment your own if you want to see them come to life without doing the work! Enjoy! ;D
