South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

When your on your period.....

OK sooooo you know bout dis one

Kenny
You were a she devil, you glared at everything, except Karen, and had really bad anger swings. So Kenny, not knowing you were on your period and came over. RIP KENNY MCCORMICK......AGAIN. "Hey, babe" Kenny said sitting down next to you on your couch. "Kenny if I were you I would run, and hide" you said glaring at him. "Ahhhh, period?" He asked "FUCK OFF!! And yes" you said.

Kyle
You had terrible mood swings and like 5 seconds you were happy then sad over a dead bug....this happens to me. "Hey ba- what are doing?" Kyle asked looking at you wrapped in a blanket "I stepped on a spider then I got sad then I got a blanket and became a blanket burrito" you said  "Well room for another, and I got the ice cream and other stuff you needed" he said sitting by you "OK thank you" you said taking the bag from him.

Craig
You were in pain all week, because periods suck dicks!!!! suck. So you laid on your bed with Spaz on your stomach and look at tumblr on your phone. You heard the window open "I swear to god if that's not you Craig I will kick your ass" you said not looking away from your phone " Love you too" Crag said sitting next to you,well on you he had his head in your lap. "I might get punched but, period" Craig asked " Yep" you said. "Fun?" "No, no it isn't"

Tweek
You were always tired and slept almost all week. Tweek took this to an advantage and planed something fun for you two after the week was over. But when you did wake up you were always pissy and mad about waking up but Tweek made you feel not so 'Fuck you all' or Craig like lol I kid. He made you awesome coffee, and gave you back rubs.

Stan
You weren't very moody honestly. You just acted normal like you weren't the overflowing Stan river of blood as me and my amigos say and Stan was very confused. "So aren't girls all moody and stuff this time of month" he asked you "Some, yeah but all, no" you said eating some (F/C) fav candy and continued to watch the movie you two were watching. "So, you don't go all crazy and bitchy" he asked again. You sighed "Yes Stan, I won't be all bitchy". "Thank god" he said under his breath