South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

Butters Catch up

OK sooooo you all know by now I fucking suck at writing so here is this cute little cinnamon roll who is way to innocent for the world....except the tap dancing but we don't talk about that....... OK and sorry about the pic I just I don't know I have to many memes in MA phone!!!!!

When you meet
It was a beautiful day in the crazy town of South Park and you the new girl were walking around your neighborhood checking it out. When you ran into a blonde boy he instantly apologized "Oh, hamburgers I'm so sorry miss..." He said looking at you " Oh (Y/N) (L/N)" you said holding out a hand. "Butters, Butters Scotch" he said shaking your hand " I don't live seen you before? Are you the new girl?" Butters asked " Yeah I am, I was just looking around the neighborhood" you said "Oh well I can show you around if you don't mind " he said "Sure, lead the way Butters." You said

His feelings his POV
"I mean it, Ken I mean I really like this girl" I said to a good friend of mine, who was reading porn as I told him my problems haha Kenny+porn= the best relationship lol OK onward "Well have you told her yet?" He said not looking up "Well.....no, not yet anyway" I sad looking down. "Well there is your problem Butters, " he said" you need to tell her". I looked him like he was a crazy man I could never tell her how I feel what if she rejects me?????"Dude you're hyperventilating, calm down" Ken said looking up at me "So what if she doesn't like you, though ten bucks says she does, but it doesn't matter if I know her she will be by your side no matter what" He said. I smiled "Ya really think so Ken? OK I'll tell her" I said hugging my friend.

Asking you out
I sat in my desk reading while Mr. Garrison talked about his and Mr. Slaves sex life lol I had to put this in I saw something like it on a tumblr fan fiction thingy i read and it was amazing. Then you got a little note from Bebe, who sat next to you, "It's from Butters" she whispered handing you the note "Thanks" you whispered back the read the noe it said: 'Hi (Y/N) um I really like you a lot and I just wanted to know if you wanted to be....how did Ken put it' Then in different hand righting it said 'My bottom bitch' 'no Ken I can't put that, my girlfriend is what Kyle said I trust him more at relationship stuff more than Ken. So will you?' You smiled as you wrote 'yes' on the back and handing it to Bebe and then it went to Butters and smiled even bigger when you saw his face light up.

First Date
You two went to the movies and just had fun really. "This has been awesome Butters" you said as he walked you home "I'm glad you had fun, I'm really glad you went or I would have to spend all night alone because no one wanted to hang out-and I'm rambling again aren't I" he said. You giggled I feel so weird writing 'giggled' don't know why I just do I mini fangirled writing it and stopped "I don't care if you ramble, it's kinda cute" you said kissing his cheek and walking to your door "See ya Butters" you said waving "S-see ya (Y/N)" he said blushing I fangirled so hard writing this holy shit.

First kiss
Warning fangirlnesss stuff and things coming up. You and Butters were at an apple orchard picking apples. "This is fun Butters" you said eating an apple what I'm doing now "I'm glad you like it" he said looking at you and blushing "What is it Butters" you asked, "You normally would talk on and on, but today you're just really quiet" you looked at him "Well, I just kinda really want to well kiss you" he said as he smashed his lips on yours. You, of course, kissed back and when you pulled away said "You know you're dating me right you can kiss me anytime" he looked at you blushing "Ha, oh yah" he said as you pecked his cheek.

Favorite Places to kiss you
The nose. He thinks it's cute when you fall asleep cuddling he will kiss your nose you you'll just bat at your nose like a cat I do this when my dogs lick my face while I sleep....I'm so lonely....

Text messages (did I miss one?)
B: hey
You: hey
B: what's up?
You: nmy
B: lol same 🐱
You: you're so weird
Yeah I half assed it

He's jealous
He got jealous of your goth friendish person Pete aka the red goth Pete: why the hell am I in this shit story? Me: fuck off and sit there so he became a 'vampire' per say to impress you. "Have you heard about those 'vampire' weirdos" Pete said "Yeah, it's like they're every-" you were cut off "CONTROL YOU BOYFRIEND BITCH HE TRIED TO GIVE ME A HICCIE bitch I can't spell!!!" Cartman yelled "What do you mean" you said looking at a vampire Butters. Long story short you helped to burn down the Hot Topic. Yeah poor Butters you redid his hair and his clothes and made him apologize to Cartman.

Your nicknames for each other
You call Butters Count Butters or Butter bean
He calls you Coconut because your hair smells like coconuts

First fight
You didn't fight you two just got along and if you did bicker you would stay away from each other for a while like 5 minutes Butters loved you man......or female?

Your relationship randomness!!
When walking around town or anywhere he gives you piggy back rides because you're light af.

When you sing
It's the song up there by da picture.
Song secrets by Maria mena
You were in the shower and singing
There's a room inside your gut
Close the door and keep it shut
Let no daylight enter in
And let the punishment begin
Little did you know a little someone cough Butters cough was listening
But every wrong turn you make
Will also be my mistake
Because we're conn-
"Butters what are you doing?" You asked opening the bathroom door and looking at him "ummmm NOTHING BYE (Y/N)" he yelled running to the bedroom. "Oh Butters" you sighed or screamed 😏😏😏😏😏

Pets
You guys had a pet kitten. It was a grey and white cat with blue eyes. His name is Smokie

When you're on your period. Lol so when I put period my autocorrect had Demon as an option
You were afraid of everything. You were a female Tweek ,well close to a female Tweek,. "BUTTTERS!!!!!!" You yelled hiding under a blanket " Yeah Coconut" he said walking over to you "I saw a spider......but now it's gone and I can't find it" you said looking at him. He looked at you and cuddled up next to you "Don't worry, I'll protect you from the mean old spider" he said " good" you said.

You're jealous
You were jealous of Bebe and Wendy. You saw how they hung out with Butters all the time and it pissed you off. "So Butters, why (Y/N)?" Bebe asked making your blood boil. "W-Well for one she isn't a slut like you and your friend" he said. That really shocked because Butters rarely cusses. Still it made Bebe cry and you blush. "Love you too Butters" you said kissing him.

My Satan that took longer than I thought but still here is Butters I'm thinking about the next chapter being Stick of Truth-ish
Tell me what you think bye love you Je'tamie salope.