In this book, among other things, you'll get to see:
-Random Conversations we have on Kik
-Random stories about each other
-What we think of ourselves and each other
-Random jokes
Basically, this book is pure randomness, so don't expect it to make...
*Duskie is in class talking to a dude who sits next to her*
Eric: Have you passed The Scientific Revolution[test thingy that one must get 8/10 to pass]?
Duskie: Yeah. 100%, first try.
Eric: *sad face* I took it 13 times. I keep getting 70%.
Duskie: Come on, Eric, use that non-existent brain of yours!
Eric: You crush my hopes of success.
Duskie: Your success doesn't matter to this world.
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*Duskie is in math class doing math on a peice of paper*
Connor: *looks over shoulder* That's wrong [in an annoying way].
Duskie: And so is your existence on this planet.
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[and not exactly a burn, but just because we're all accusing a 5"2 friend of mine of being short]
*Duskie, Madison, and Molly are talking*
Madison: Ahahaha, short little Molly.
Duskie: You mean MOOLLY.
Madison: Wut.
Duskie: Remember when we had that drama class? I wanted Moolly to be Hera, and goddess of cows and all, so I've christened her Moolly.
Madison: *turns to Molly* You are Moolly forever now. But either way, you're still a short little thing.
Duskie: It's like I'm a Chinese eggplant, you're an Italian eggplant, and Moolly's an Indian eggplant.
Molly: What the heck are you talking about?
Duskie:
*shows pictures on computer*
Indian:
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
Italian:
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
Chinese:
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
Duskie: From now on, you shall be known as Mooplat or Eggmoo.
*and so, Duskie has been calling Molly that since last week*
I could do more, but I'm feeling lazy right now, so naw. If really you want me to do more though, I definitely can.
