Dad jokes, brought to you by Duskie.
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"Have you watched the movie Constipation?"
"No..."
"Oh, well, it never came out."
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"Why did the coffee go to the police office?"
"I dunno..."
"It got mugged."
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"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?"
"Idk."
"Nobody knows."
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Three of my all-time favorites. Hope I've made you feel like killing yourself now.
Oh, yeah, and I'm going to throw in one of Moon's.
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Dad: *goes to grocery store*
Cashier: Would you like me to put the milk in the bag?
Dad: No, just keep it in the carton!
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