So I was standing next to two people, a guy and a girl. The guy is really short. So I was talking with the girl and then the guy just walks over and buts into the conversation and starts talking to the girl. And I'm just like:
"You know, I really want to make a short people joke now, but I don't want to stoop to your level."
And he continues talking for another second, and then stops and gets what I said, and then he just weakly tries to punch me and I smile evilly as I walk away.
After kicking him, of course.
P.S. Right now, I'm just for the perfect moment to ask The Question..."How tall exactly are you, Gavin?"
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