T2 P3: Marco's more emotionally invested in the Hairspray soundtrack than his bf

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Jean
Marco

Bae- ugh dude

Bae- were u even paying attention in the kitchen earlier

Bae- did u see that shit

Bae- I'm so done with Eren

Bae- he's ridiculous

Freckled Bae- jokes on u loser I was listening to the hairspray soundtrack with my earphones at full volume

Bae- rude

Freckled Bae- my ears still hurt

Freckled Bae- #worth it

Freckled Bae- lmao what did he do tho

Bae- ok so u know how I was like cuddling u while u cooked

Freckled Bae- um if you mean distracting me and making me burn the pancakes then yes indeedy

Bae- whatever

Bae- ok so Eren was all like ew gross I just wanted some cereal (at 1:30 pm what) I didn't need to see that

Bae- and I made some sassy comment about him and Captain Levi (ok srsly tho what's their deal)

Bae- and then he like screams hOMOPHOBIA!!??!?!?? AND FUCKING SCARY-ASS LESBIAN MIKASA GLIDES IN AND GIVES ME THE LOOK

Bae- IVE NEVER FELT MORE AFRAID

Freckled Bae- omg nerd and also all time is cereal time

Bae- literally shut up Marco

Freckled Bae- literally?

Bae- shut up

Bae- but like??? I'm bi???!?! I have a bOYFRIEND??? WHO I WAS ACTIVELY EXPRESSING ATTRACTION TOWARDS????!?

Freckled Bae- lmao that's just Eren

Freckled Bae- he's pretty much seeking out oppression so he can prove himself to be strong

Freckled Bae- he's weird that way but it's prolly some underlying, over-dramatic plot-point/deep emotional issue so just ignore it

Bae- fine but ugh

Freckled Bae- good horse

Bae- nOT YOU TOO

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