Attack on Titan Texts

T5 P6: Hanji is me ngl

Eren
Mikasa
Armin
Sasha
-Levi-
-Hanji-

Mikasa- omg I found hanjis tumblr

Mikasa- it basically consists of shitty Eren/Levi edits, shitposts, cute selfies with Petra, memes and science-side-of-tumblr textposts abt Titans

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- wtf why do they have pictures of me and Levi to edit in the first place

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- um btw u do realise hanji and Levi are on this group chat

Mikasa- shit

Mikasa- oh well too late

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- the people on this chat are so random

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- like its the three of us, a high ranking squad leader, a squad captain and Sasha

Taylor Swift- lmao do u not remember

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- hi armin

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- remember what

Mikasa- um when u found out that u could be admin and kicked Jean. Marco, Ymir and Connie told u to stop. so u kicked them. Krista went all protective girlfriend and left angrily.

Mikasa- angry krista doesn't seem like something you'd forget.

Mikasa- I'm pretty sure Reiner and berthodtltdtd just left willingly and idk if there were other people

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- oh oops

Mikasa- how tf is that spelt? bc I literally have no idea

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- I thought it was Berholt or smth

Taylor Swift- ugh it's bertholdt u imbeciles

Taylor Swift- wait actually maybe not

Taylor Swift- Bertolt?

Potato- haha I asked him once and I don't think even he knows for sure

Potato- all of his friends and family spell it differently

Potato- Reiner says Bertolt tho so let's go w that

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- why would his parents even call him that

👑👽🌚👬👌Swaggy Jaeger- tbqh Eren is a much better name

Taylor Swift- um hanji and Levi are online

Potato- gotta zayn

Mikasa- sorry Hanji-San

-Hanji- why would u do this-

-Leave(i)- I feel like Eren and I are the ones who should be asking that question-

-Hanji- omg that's rly cute u two are too cute u qt-

-Leave(i)- stop before I make u-

-Hanji- awh protective husband-