Mikasa
Eren
Levi_Fucker_69- Ok is it just me or is the Survey Corps rly gay
Levi_Fucker_69- like the majority of us are queer
Levi_Fucker_69- is it an army thing? like are there this many lgbtq peeps in the Garrison or the MPs?
Boob_Lover_666- I mean if we're looking at it seriously, in the top ten of our cadet corps there was only one cishet person (connie) and I mean levi and hange and other hella strong soldiers are queer so statistically the ratio of queer to cishet highly skilled soldiers is very different to that of mediocre, which would imply that queer people are better soldiers. it would also imply that there are more queer ppl in the MPs and the scouts than the garrison since most skilled soldiers go to the MPs and the rest are like lol i'm invincible and then go to the SC and die.
Boob_Lover_666- tbh there aren't enough gay girls tho
Boob_Lover_666- like u don't understand bc Heichou is completely smitten with u and ur all heart-eyes-emoji it's hella cute
Levi_Fucker_69- shh no stop lies
Levi_Fucker_69- it's like
Levi_Fucker_69- platonic
Levi_Fucker_69- or smth
Levi_Fucker_69- definitely not anything like that
Levi_Fucker_69- haha
Boob_Lover_666- who do u think you're kidding
Levi_Fucker_69- btw ur contact name this week is Boob_Lover_666
Boob_Lover_666- omg rly urs is Levi_Fucker_69
Levi_Fucker_69- hahaha no
Boob_Lover_666- moving on to the lack of cute girls throwing themselves at me. i mean there's Krista and Ymir but they're gfs so no, and im pretty sure sasha has a thing with connie
Boob_Lover_666- forever alone
Boob_Lover_666- y'know if we weren't adopted siblings
Boob_Lover_666- and we were straight
Boob_Lover_666- or idk I i was a dude or u were a girl
Boob_Lover_666- I would date u
Levi_Fucker_69- ahaha um thx pete
Boob_Lover_666- stop with the fob or I'll stab u
Levi_Fucker_69- ok
Boob_Lover_666- but yes i cri evry tiem bc i am alone
Levi_Fucker_69- u spelt at least three things wrong there my friend
Boob_Lover_666- ugh it's a tumblr thing idek
Boob_Lover_666- I want a gf goddammit
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Fanfictionlol what how original of me Eren is not at all in love with Captain Levi????? haha why would you think that????? :)))) Mikasa just really wants a girlfriend (and misses Annie like hell) Armin has a deep understanding of sarcasm and a great taste in...
