T3 P4: god save mikasa's gay-ass soul she needs some tiddie action

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Mikasa
Eren

Levi_Fucker_69- Ok is it just me or is the Survey Corps rly gay

Levi_Fucker_69- like the majority of us are queer

Levi_Fucker_69- is it an army thing? like are there this many lgbtq peeps in the Garrison or the MPs?

Boob_Lover_666- I mean if we're looking at it seriously, in the top ten of our cadet corps there was only one cishet person (connie) and I mean levi and hange and other hella strong soldiers are queer so statistically the ratio of queer to cishet highly skilled soldiers is very different to that of mediocre, which would imply that queer people are better soldiers. it would also imply that there are more queer ppl in the MPs and the scouts than the garrison since most skilled soldiers go to the MPs and the rest are like lol i'm invincible and then go to the SC and die.

Boob_Lover_666- tbh there aren't enough gay girls tho

Boob_Lover_666- like u don't understand bc Heichou is completely smitten with u and ur all heart-eyes-emoji it's hella cute

Levi_Fucker_69- shh no stop lies

Levi_Fucker_69- it's like

Levi_Fucker_69- platonic

Levi_Fucker_69- or smth

Levi_Fucker_69- definitely not anything like that

Levi_Fucker_69- haha

Boob_Lover_666- who do u think you're kidding

Levi_Fucker_69- btw ur contact name this week is Boob_Lover_666

Boob_Lover_666- omg rly urs is Levi_Fucker_69

Levi_Fucker_69- hahaha no

Boob_Lover_666- moving on to the lack of cute girls throwing themselves at me. i mean there's Krista and Ymir but they're gfs so no, and im pretty sure sasha has a thing with connie

Boob_Lover_666- forever alone

Boob_Lover_666- y'know if we weren't adopted siblings

Boob_Lover_666- and we were straight

Boob_Lover_666- or idk I i was a dude or u were a girl

Boob_Lover_666- I would date u

Levi_Fucker_69- ahaha um thx pete

Boob_Lover_666- stop with the fob or I'll stab u

Levi_Fucker_69- ok

Boob_Lover_666- but yes i cri evry tiem bc i am alone

Levi_Fucker_69- u spelt at least three things wrong there my friend

Boob_Lover_666- ugh it's a tumblr thing idek

Boob_Lover_666- I want a gf goddammit

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