rants | stnar

riddles

riddles. riddles. riddles.

i feel like riddles are just people like secretly telling crime cases to us to solve them for fun and they can just be like

OH, I NOW SEE THE LIGHT!

but the entire time they were just tricking us to solve their work meanwhile they were taking all the credit. i can imagine the riddles now.

so this text you are seeing here.. i had an example riddle here but by the power of the backspace button i took it out because it was about murder and i...

okay riddles. so i honestly like solving them. it makes me feel like a detective or something.. because detectives are like ten times cooler than i will ever be... uhm..

BUT! if you are going to write a riddle.. make it MAKE SENSE!

This is not a riddle.

A unicorn falls into a ditch and a random fairy pulls it out. After the unicorn was pulled out, the fairy realized the unicorn was dead. How did it die?

Answer: Natural Causes

that is not a riddle and if you fleeping present it as so i will personally tear your non-existent brain from your head.

actually.. i prolly wont. im too lazy for that. just dont do it or i will rant about you directly. i will find a picture of you, find out all of your social media accounts, and destroy you. so dont do it. lol

i feel like people wont read this book because they will feel threatened.

well im not here to threaten you.

i am here to keep you from making stupid mistakes such as writing terrible ridddles that make absolutely no sense to any human being - dead or alive - that exists/existed on the entire planet.

thats all.

good bye.

and enjoy the song. ^-^
i havent heard it before but listened to it and its good. i like it.

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