THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER!
This is the story of how the retard named Amy hurt herself. So my friend (not saying names) picked me up. Now my mum said it was a stupidity injury but I prefer to use the term "scientific experiment" and in that case we were testing out how gravity worked...
Anyway back to the point. My friend picked me up and because I'm heavy (52kg) she couldn't hold me and she tried to put me down. But her arms gave out and I landed on my knee. Landing on my knee I then did like one of those rolls they do in action movies and never end up getting hurt... It's all bullshit.
My body went into shock and my knee blew up like a balloon. Fast forward to the hospital... I had an X-Ray and ultrasound (good news I'm not pregnant!) turns out that I have soft tissue damage around the Patella. What is the Patella you ask? Well my good friend the Patella is the "scientific" name for the knee cap.
So I'm on crutches for at least a week... Getting better slowly. Bye guys just wanted to tell you my story of stupidity. Aka the science experiment.
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