MARVEL ONESHOTS

Nerf gun war ((Clint Barton x Reader))

You and the rest of the Avengers  were sitting in the living room of the tower. It was very peaceful, until Tony came.

"Alright, guys, I declare war." He stated. Natasha rolled her eyes and put her phone in her pocket.

"Oh god, Stark, not now." She whined. Steve stood up and crossed his arms.

"Can you go a month without doing this to us?" He asked. Tony shook his head.

"Nope." He said, popping the P. God, he was such a kid, sometimes.

You were on the couch, watching Netflix and snuggling with Clint. You paused the show and groaned.

"Do we have to?" Clint complained. Tony nodded. You sat up and looked him straight in the eye.

"What if we refuse?" You raised an eyebrow. Tony tapped his chin, thinking.

"If you don't, no dinner for a week." He said, clearly proud of himself for coming up with that one.

"Fine." You grumbled, "I hate you, Tony."

"Aw, I love you, too." Tony batted his eyes, like he was so innocent.

You then divided into teams, you were on a team with Thor, Clint, Steve. Tony got Natasha and Bruce. Your team got an extra member, since Natasha was on Tony's side.

"So, what are we playing?" Bruce asked.

"NERF WAR!" Tony shouted. Bruce groaned.

A pile of different guns was spread out on the coffee table. You chose the crossbow, and Clint got a bow.

"Ammo is hidden throughout the tower. You have five minutes to run and find some. GO!" Tony said before jumping over the couch and running away.

Your team split up, you went with Clint, and Steve went with Thor.

Clint drug you into an empty closet, and immediately found ammunition. He tossed you a few of the foam pieces, and you loaded them into your gun.

You heard the click of a nerf gun's trigger, and heard a few curses from Thor, followed by Tony's laughter.

"On my mark, run like hell, ok?" Clint whispered to you. You nodded and waited for his signal.

"Alright... NOW!" Clint said. You burst through the doors and barely dodged a bullet shot by Natasha. Being an agent like her, you fired back, hitting her in the stomach.

"Dammit..." She grumbled as she threw her gun down, and went to join Thor and Bruce, who quit in fear of the green guy coming out to play.

That meant that only Tony remained. You heard a nerf gun shot.

'Please tell me Cap got him...' You thought. No such luck. Steve grumbled a few curse words, then went to the couch. That meant only you and Clint.

Clint grabbed your hand and ducted behind the counter.

"Alright, Sugar, we're going down." Clint breathed. You then stared at him. He said the thing.

Clint got an evil smile.

"We're going down, down in an earlier round. And sugar, we're going down swinging..." He sang, then he got a bit louder, "I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET. A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT."

You punched him in the shoulder while he giggled like an idiot.

"Clint, you do know I heard you, right?" Tony asked mockingly. You sighed, then quickly sprung up and shot Tony in the face.

"Hey!" Tony said, "No fair!"

You laughed and high fived Clint. He kissed you on the cheek and you smiled.

"Now, go join the loser circle on the couch, Mr. BigBrain." You smirked at Tony. Cue all the people in the "loser circle" being very offended.