A/N: Hello, fellow Homestucks! Please don't kill me for being multishipping trash haha. This ask story thing will have, as the tags imply, Johnkat, Davekat, JohnDave, and JohnDavekat in a variety of quadrants. Be prepared for all the messy ships between these three boys. Please ask them questions in the comments, anything goes (as long as I understand what you're asking)! I'll even do some magic!anons like tumblr ask blogs do, if you want to request those.
((I'm 99% sure that the cover art is thespacemaid's on tumblr.))
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John: hey guys, come here! i wanna show you something.
Dave & Karkat: *walk over to John who's sitting on the couch with his Cosbytop on his lap*
Dave: sup egbert
John: i just made us this ask blog thingy.
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
John: it means that people on the internet can ask us questions! they just have to submit them in the comments and we can see and answer them. isn't that cool?
Karkat: AND WHY ON ALTERNIA WOULD I WANT SOME RANDOM-ASS ONLINE STRANGERS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS?
John: aw c'mon karkat, it's fun! some of our other friends did it, so i thought we should do one too.
Dave: *shrugs* im down
Karkat: ARE WE ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING THIS?
John: yup, no turning back now! well i mean we could delete it or abandon it but hopefully that won't happen. i'm gonna write the first post.
John: *types* hello people of the internet, john egbert here with my best bros dave strider and karkat vantas! send us stuff!
Dave: god i forget how much of a nerd you sound like online sometimes
Karkat: STRIDER'S RIGHT, YOU SOUND LIKE A GOGDAMN IDIOT.
John: shut up!

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Ask John, Dave, and Karkat
أدب الهواةhi guys! come ask us questions! karkles might bite but egbert and i are chill SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER.