thisismypageloveme:
*watches vid* pft.....hahahahaha omg that's beautiful jesus! Hey john who do you like out of all your friends? wink wonk ;)
Dave: *smirks* why thank you
John: um, well, i like all my friends! that's kind of why they're my friends in the first place, right?
Dave: oh hell no egbert
Dave: you saw that wink wonk
Dave: theyre asking for your crush
John: *blushes* umm...
Karkat: *yawns and rubs his eyes* WHAT ARE YOU FUCKWADS UP TO?
John: uh, we were just—*looks at Karkat*
John: ...pffFHAHAHAHAH!!!
Karkat: *growls* THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
Dave: *shrugs and barely hides a smile* who knows karkles hes a weird one
Karkat: *glares suspiciously and runs to the bathroom*
Dave: aaaaaaand
Karkat: STRIDEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!
Dave: *snickers* thank you guys so much holy shit
ArtytheDragon:
*species swap!* KARKAT is now human and John/Dave are trolls! They are switched species for the next 10 asks!
M!Anon: Karkat is a human and John and Dave are trolls for the next 10 asks.
Dave: what in flying fuck
John: *gasps excitedly* this is so cool!
Karkat: OH FUCK ME. JUST FUCK ME. WITH A GODDAMN 2x3DENT.
Dave: this is really not what i signed up for
John: dave you look so cool! you must be a highblood, you have fins!
Dave: wait really
Dave: haha check it out karkat im higher than you
Karkat: CHOKE ON A BULGE STRIDER! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A TYRIAN BLOOD ANYWAYS, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!?
John: at least your blood color didn't change!
Karkat: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REMINDER, ASSNUGGET.
Karkat: UGH I'M SO PALE AND PASTEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HUMAN SKIN?
John: i think you look great! red hair suits you!
Karkat: EVEN MY HAIR IS RED!? JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Dave: *takes a closer look at John and chuckles* of course youre a blue blood how fucking ironic
John: hehe. whoa, i almost forgot that trolls have wings when they go godtier! *flaps wings*
Karkat: *groans and repeatedly facepalm x2 combos*
ArtytheDragon:
*there is a snipping sound of scissors and a time rip appears. it seems harmless, just sitting there glowing in a corner of the room*
ArtytheDragon:
*nothing happens*
John: *lowers his hammer to the ground and leans on it* huh, nothing jumped out and tried to kill us.
Dave: *puts down his 2x3dent* well that was anticlimactic
Karkat: *sheathes his sickles* WITH ALL THE OTHER BULLSHIT THAT'S HAPPENED SINCE WE STARTED THIS ASK BLOG, I'M GLAD SOMETHING ISN'T TURNING INTO A GOGDAMN NIGHTMARE.
Dave: agreed
John: what should we do with it? can i touch it?
Dave: no way egderp *grabs his arm*
John: *whines* aw c'mon dave! aren't you curious?
Dave: we have no idea what the hell that is or where it came from
Dave: i am so not getting sucked into a parallel universe today
Karkat: SURPRISINGLY, I AGREE WITH STRIDER. LET'S LEAVE THE WEIRD, FUCKED UP THING ALONE FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES.
John: fiiiiiiiine. *crosses arms*
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Ask John, Dave, and Karkat
Fanfictionhi guys! come ask us questions! karkles might bite but egbert and i are chill SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER.
