ArtytheDragon:
*suddenly kardajohnsprite^2 appears*
Kardajohnsprite^2: WHERE the dick GUZZLING fuck AM i?
Dave: oh holy mother of fuck
John: what the hell??? dave is that kardajohnsprite^2?
Kardajohnsprite^2: in THE spritely flesh.
Kardajohnsprite^2: GREAT now there's...2?...4???...6????????...OF me.
Kardajohnsprite^2: fan-FUCKING-tastic.
Kardajohnsprite^2: *looks at Dave* what THE sweet taint CHAFING fuck happened TO you?
Dave: the same thing that brought you here dude
Dave: internet majicks
Kardajohnsprite^2: well THAT explains everything NOW doesnt it.
John: wait so you're...all of us...simultaneously?
Kardajohnsprite^2: BASICALLY.
John: ...wow. what's it like?
Kardajohnsprite^2: sweetasshitawesome!AFUCKINGNIGHTMAREworsethanithoughtitwouldbethothiskindareallysucksPLEASESOMEONECULLMENOW.
Karkat: THANKS FOR THAT PARTICULARLY ELOQUENT EXPLANATION YOU WRITHING FOOLISH FUCKUP.
Kardajohnsprite^2: yknow some OF me is YOU you bastard.
Karkat: REGRETTABLY YES, SOME DOOMED VERSION OF ME IS IN THAT STEAMING PILE OF HOOFBEAST SHIT. DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A SHITSTAIN ON THE UNIVERSE'S CROTCH.
Kardajohnsprite^2: WOW thanks kitkat.
Kardajohnsprite^2: BY the way, HOW the fuck AM i supposed TO get back? HARLEY is gonna FLIP her shit IF i just UP and disappear ON her.
Dave: *shrugs* who knows
Kardajohnsprite^2: *stares at Dave* damn HE'Sim a HOT chick.
Kardajohnsprite^2: ...dammit WHO the fuck SAID that!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Karkat: NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS SHIT. TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR NOOK I AM SO DONE. IT IS TOO GOGDAMN LATE FOR THIS, I'M GOING TO MY RESPITEBLOCK. *leaves*
Dave: i think im with vantas on this one
Dave: sleep tight you wispy motherfucker *leaves*
John: *scratches head* well...i guess i should go too? you can sleep on the couch, kardajohnsprite^2, it's a pullout bed.
Kardajohnsprite^2: thanks.
John: ...goodnight?
Kardajohnsprite^2: YEAH, night egbert.
~*later that night*~
John: *gets up to get a drink*
John: *fills a glass, drinks the water, and heads back to his room*
Kardajohnsprite^2: OH hey john.
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