"Kisa-San, who are you texting?" Kisa looks up from her phone and smiles, "My foreign lover." "Oh yeah? What's his name?" "Sasaki..." Shinpachi raises his left eyebrow, "Sasaki What?" "Sasaki Isaburo..." Shinpachi drops the towel he was holding and gasps, "The Commander of the Mimawarigumi! Why him!" "Well remember that day me and Gintoki drank that alcohol and I first met those guys... Weeellll that same day while walking around I bumped into him and we exchanged numbers. But I rarely message Horse face back, but neither does Female Sou-- Nobume, so I don't feel bad.." 👓Kisa-San still can't say Okita-San's name... It's been a month since they left, she still must be hurt.. I can't blame her, even Ane-ue is sad...👓 "Shinpachi, you're phone is ringing." "You're right! I'm going to take this!" "Take your time." Shinpachi quickly leaves the room, Kisa sighs and looks back at her phone and sighs.
🐴: You and Nobume have a
habit of not texting back.
🔹: Some of us have lives, Saki.
🐴: Didn't your life revolve around
the Shinsengumi?
🔹: I get this strange feeling you
want to get punched.. No one
brought those idiots up!
🐴: Off the topic of those idiots..
Don't you think that Odd Jobs
needs to stay out of police
matters?
🔹: Are you perhaps pertains to
that job we did, three days ago?
🐴: Yes, that's exactly what I'm
I'm talking about. That was a
police type of job. Civilians
shouldn't get involved.
🔹: No one likes you guys, that's
why they come to us. Lol, no
one likes you guys.
🐴: How is that even remotely
funny?
🔹: Because people like us and let
me tell you, Gintoki ain't cheap.
🐴: Speaking of cheap, how about
some food?
🔹: Are you insinuating that I'm
cheap?!
🐴: Food or not?
🔹: Paying???
🐴: Fine, I'll pay.
🔹: Alright see you in an hour.
Kisa closes her phone a blows a piece of stray hair from her face, "The more I hang out with him, the more I can find out about the Shinsengumi and their whereabouts..." Kisa hugs her knees to her body and buried her face. Little did she know was that Shinpachi heard the whole thing. 👓Kisa-San... You just want them to come home safely already...👓
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Kisa stirs her straw around in her drink and patiently waits, "stupid bastard making me wait..." The seat in front of her gets pulled out and a man sits down. "It's about time, Saki-San." "Unlike you, I have a life." "Texting doesn't count as a life." "And neither does trying to keep track of where those idiots are." Before she could retort, Kisa hears a commotion going on at the next table. "Excuse me, Miss! I asked for this with no mayonnaise! What kind of service is this?!" Kisa stares at the man sitting in the booth, "How dare he." "Don't get involved." Kisa looks at Isaburo and grips the table. "Sir, please let me get this fixed for you." "No! That isn't going to fix this problem! Maybe cutting off those klutzy hands of yours will do the trick!" The man pulls out a sword and grabs the waitress. Before Isaburo could act, Kisa was already up and pinning the man's face to the table. "YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW! Apologize to her and the mayonnaise right now!" "Why am I apologizing to mayonnaise??!" Kisa pushes his face harder, "Apologize to both of them right now before I break your neck and face." The man starts to freak out, he looks at the waitress and with tears in his eyes, he says, "I deeply apologize!" Kisa smiles, "Good! Now apologize to the mayonnaise!" "I don't understand why I should!" Kisa goes into her kimono and pulls out a mayonnaise bottle, "If you don't want to apologize then we'll do this the hard way." She flicks off the cap and puts the bottle into his mouth. She starts squeezing it and laughing, "I call this the Hijikata Torture! How do you like it?" Once the bottle was empty, she removed it from his mouth and removes her hands from his head, "Have you learned your lesson?" The man grabs his sword and tries to swing it at her but it collides with another sword. "Welcome to Edo, sir! Where it is protected by the most corrupted cops ever, the Mimawarigumi." Isaburo grabs the sword out the man's hand, "You know these are very illegal. Which could mean only one of two things; one you bought just for the fun or two, you're a Joui rebel." The man grits his teeth, "You can't prove anything!" "That's right I can't, but I don't need to if you'll be dead." "Wha----" The man falls to his knees clutching his stomach. Nobume puts her sword back and crosses her arms, "Isaburo where are the donuts?" "You finally made it, huh?" Kisa stares at the body on the ground, "You guys have like no tact at all." She looks back at the waitress and gently grabs her hand, "That man grabbed your arm pretty hard.. Are you okay?" "I'm fine bu-but what about him?" "Oh they'll take care of it. Right, Saki-San? Saki-San?" Kisa looks around and notices that Sasaki and Nobume were gone. "This bastards left me on clean up duty again!!! I swear I'll get them one day!!!"
----------------An Hour Later-------------
Kisa stomps into Odd Jobs and crosses her arms, "We need to go find those idiots! If I have to clean up after the Mimawarigumi one more time, I'll go on a psychopathic rampage!" Gintoki puts his JUMP down and sighs, "I told you already, I haven't heard anything from them since they left... None of us have." "I know that! But I swear if I have to deal with these crooked cops anymore then I'm better off becoming another Takasugi." Gintoki yawns, "That's not funny at all.." "It wasn't supposed to be funny." "Anyways, go thaw the meat so we have food to eat tonight." "Fiiiiiinnnnneeeee!" Suddenly Shinpachi bursts through the door, "Gin-San! She did it again!!!!" "What did she do?" "She forced the mayonnaise bottle into his mouth and made him eat it." "Kisa, you never said you did that." "It wasn't worth mentioning!" "Who are you? Hijikata?" Kisa laughs, "I've been influenced!!" "Pachi hide all the mayonnaise! I don't want it in my food!" "Got it!" Shinpachi runs into the kitchen. "Shinpachi what are you doing?" "Hand it over, Kisa-San!" "What are you talking about?!" "Hand over the mayonnaise!" "Nuuu!! That's the only link to them that we have!" "They're always with us! No matter what and you know that!" "I can't accept that! Don't you understand, Shinpachi! They could be dead and we have no clue! Why can't I hang onto to something!" "It isn't good for you, Kisa-San! Please stop this madness, it's okay to remember them but this is to extreme." Kisa hugs Shinpachi and sniffles, "I don't want to be thinking about these things. I want them to be alive and still fighting." "And they will be. So when they come back lets greet them with a smile, okay?" "Yeah! Okay!" Gintoki sighs, "I wonder where those idiots could be right now..."
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Still In Wonderland!
FanfictionKisa is still in Edo, but now the Shinsengumi is gone.... Will they come back? Will she ever see Sougo again? Who the hell knows! Don't ask me just wait for it to update! Her new adventures start, still the same people and even some new people!
