Still In Wonderland!

A Dream Of Havoc

"Welcome to Neko Neko Daycare! We guarantee that your child will have a Meow-tastic day!" The parents giggle as Kisa sticks her hands out like paws. 🔹I get a job at a daycare and now I must degrade myself like this... Well at least the children are smiling... I think.🔹 One man passes her with three children at his side. She looks at him and he smiles, she doesn't know why but his smile was the most comforting thing she's ever seen, "Ah Welcome! I'm sorry for staring!" "Don't worry.. But you must forgive me for staring, those cat ears are just simply adorable on you, isn't that right children." Kisa looks down at the children and smile. The one with the long hair smiles and nods his head. The white haired one crosses his arms, "It's not like I really care." The third one looks up at her and glares. 🔹Eeeep! Guess I'll have to get these kids to warm up to me...🔹 "Um could I get your name, sir?" "Of course, my name is Shoyo. And these are my children; Katsura, Gintoki, and Takasugi." "Well then Hello! My name is Kisa and I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year." "Flashy." "Airhead." "Headache." Kisa takes all the insults and smiles, "Haha, I hope we all get along." Shoyo whacks them on the head, "I'm sorry about them. They have no manners whatsoever." Kisa laughs as they walk away towards the building. The next person was a lady and with her she had two kids, "Hello! My name is Kisa! I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year." "Hello, I'm Yagyuu Kyubei. This is Otae and Shinpachi." "Good Morning, you two. I hope we can have a Cat-tabulous year." The two laugh as Kyubei takes their hands, "They'll be in your care." Kisa bows, "Thank you!" The next person was a big man who also had two children. "G-good Morning! M-my name is Kisa!" "I'm Umibozu and these are my children; Kamui and Kagura." "I hope we can get along, Kamui and Kagura." "More prey." "Big Sis Kisa." Besides the boy, Kisa felt comfortable with taking care of Kagura, "Well I hope our daycare is to your liking." "We'll see if it can handle these two, especially that one." Kamui sticks out his tongue and they walk away. 🔹I don't think I'll be able to do this...🔹 Next, a lady with her one child walks up. "Good Morning, Kisa is the name and teaching is the game." The woman smiles, "Hello my name is Mutsu and this is my son Sakamoto. Say hello, Sakamoto." He looks up at Kisa and grins, "Ahahaha, hello!" Kisa smiles. 🔹At least I got another normal kid!🔹 Kisa then nods her head and Mutsu takes him inside. This person who walked up was an older gentleman and he had three kids with him, "Eep pedohile." "What was that?" "Nothing! Hello! I'm Kisa and I'll be your children's teacher for the rest of the year!" "Oi brats, introduce yourselves." The biggest one bows his head, "I'm Kondo!" The next one with the dead eyes bows his head as well, "I'm Hijikata." The nervous looking one bows his head, "I'm Yamazaki!" Kisa puts a hand to her mouth. 🔹They're so cute and disciplined!🔹 "And I'm Matsudaira, but you don't have to remember that." "Ah okay...." They walk away. Kisa breathes with relief, "Well that's all of them. I can do this! That was only.... 11 kids, wait a second, they said my class was going to have an even amount of kids... That means I'm missing one!" "That would be us." Kisa looks up and sees a woman with sandy colored hair walking up to her, in her arms she had a very reluctant looking boy. "I'm sorry we're late. My younger brother was very obstinate about getting up and getting dressed... Actually in coming, in general." Kisa giggles, "It's fine, I was like that when I was younger too. Good Morning, I'm Kisa. I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year." The boy looks at her and then buries his face into his sisters chest, "Ane-ue, I want to go home." "Sou-Chan, I have to go to work. I can't leave you home alone.... I'm very sorry, Kisa-Sensei. Sougo has a little bit of a sisters complex." Kisa puts a hand to her mouth and giggles, "That's totally fine... Hmmmm ah! Hey Sougo, I have this problem you see. I've got two lollipops but I can only finish one so I really need someone to finish the other one for me." Sougo looks at Kisa in disinterest, "Where is it?" Kisa goes into her apron pocket and pulls out a lollipop, "Ta-Da! Cherry flavored lollipop! They're my favorites but I'll let you have this one." "Where's the other one?" "I must've misplaced it. But oh well, you can have this one if you come here." Sougo sticks his arms out towards Kisa and she trades off with his sister, "Oh! I didn't get your name!" "My name is Mitsuba, thank you for helping me with Sou-Chan." "No problem. Now Sougo say bye to Nee-Chan." "Bye Ane-ue..." "I'll see you soon, Sou-Chan." Kisa opens the lollipop and pops it into his mouth, "Now then, how about we go make some friends!" Sougo grips onto her apron making Kisa smile.
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A few hours pass and Kisa was doing pretty great at it. The kids listened and she only had to scold Takasugi and Kamui three times. But now it was nap time and the whole room was energetic. "Come on guys! It's nap time and then you can have snacks!" The only ones who were asleep were Gintoki, Kagura and Shinpachi but they weren't on the little mats instead they were piled on one another. She picks them up and puts them on the mats. Suddenly a slapping noise attracts her attention, she turns around to find Otae and Kondo fighting? "No means no, Gori-San!" "Otae-Chan! Take a nap with me!" 🔹Ehhhh what should I do about that situation?! Hijikata looks like he won't sleep until Kondo does! And where the hell did Yamazaki go?!🔹 "Otae! Why don't you sleep next to Shinpachi! And then we can have Kondo, then Hijikata?" They all look at each other and nod their heads. Kisa smiles, "Now where on earth did Yamazaki go?" "Ahahaha! Zura, I'll sell you this box of raisins for a dollar." "It's not Zura, it's Katsura! And that's too expensive for a box of raisins!" "But they're limited edition." "Fine!" Katsura gives him the dollar and gets the box but soon finds out that it was empty. "You bastard!" "Ahaha! Pleasure doing business with you!" Katsura chases down Sakamoto until they ran into Kisa's legs. She picks them both up and frowns, "Sakamoto cheating your friends isn't a good thing to do. And Katsura, saying bastard isn't okay either." She looks over at the mats and sighs, "Katsura, I'll have you next to Gintoki and then it'll be Sakamoto, understood?" She puts them down and they salute, "Yes, Ma'am!" They go to their mats and lay down. 🔹SHIT WHERES TAKASUGI AND KAMUI!🔹 "Sensei!! Help me!!" Kisa turns around and finds Yamazaki tied up and hanging from the big playhouse. Takasugi and Kamui both chuckle as Yamazaki tries to worm his way out of his bondage. Kisa immediately runs over to him and glares down at the two, "Kamui... Takasugi..."