A Housewife Asks The Right Questions

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"Hey Mitsu, if you were to describe your brother as a flower. Which one would you choose?" "I would have to say a Rose Camellia." Kisa sips her drink, "Oh what does that one mean?" "Greatness of spirit." "Is that so? That's nice, I wish I had siblings... It sounds pretty fun." Mitsu chuckles, "Of course it does to an only child but sometimes its not that great.." "One sibling is better at something else right? Or gets everything you can't?" "How'd you know, Little Doll?" Kisa chuckles, "I heard a story about a boy named Ito, who also had a twin... Let's just say he didn't have a fun childhood." "I see... Ah that reminds me! I have a flower for my little doll." He hands Kisa a white flower and smiles. Kisa gladly takes it and smiles, "What kind and what does it mean?" "A White Camellia which represents Perfect Beauty." Kisa blushes and looks down at the ground, "Mitsu, I'm really flattered but I really can't answer to your feelings..." "I understand that, My Little Red Jasmine... That's why I'll fight a fair fight and make you fall for me fairly." Kisa smiles as she looks down at the flower, "Thank you for somewhat understanding.." Their awkward moment is broken by a frantic May. Kisa immediately stands up and looks at the disheveled May, "What happened to you, May?! You look like you've just got hit by a car!" "I probably did but I don't care right now! I need your help with something!" "Umm with what?" May bites her lip and cries out, "I don't know how to act like a proper newlywed!" "What do you want me to do about it?! I've never been married before!" "I don't know but it'd make me feel better to watch someone play as a good wife!" Kisa thinks for a second and gets an idea, "I have an idea! Mitsu, we have to use you for it!" Kisa grabs Mitsu and May and starts dragging them off somewhere. When they get to their destination they both tilt their heads, "Um apartments?" "My Lady, how will this solve May's problem?" Kisa sticks her thumb out and grins, "It's time to role play!" "Heh?"
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"Oh my, Kisa, you've grown a lot since I last saw you! Life's been treating you well if you look even prettier than before." Mitsu tilts his head, "How do you know Miss Kisa?" "About two years ago she solved a little problem we had... Here I took a picture just for the occasion." The landlady hands Mitsu a picture which makes him chuckle. In the picture Kisa stands there holding up a peace sign with a big grin on her face and Sougo uses her head as an armrest as he boredly stands there. "Miss Kisa was a short one back then, how cute." Kisa blushes and takes the picture, "Shaddup! I'm much taller now!" May giggles, "You only grew about two to four inches." "That's still an achievement!" Kisa hands the picture back to the lady, "Why do you still even have that?" "Well because without you two then I would have lost business.." "Only the business of newlyweds... Plus because of me, Reiji lost his most precious person..." Kisa looks at the ground but Mitsu picks her her head up by the chin, "I bet you did everything in your power to save her... Because you my dear are like a tiger lily, so full of richness and pride." Kisa smiles, "Thank you, Mitsu..." "Oh what's this? Did you perhaps find another lover? And here I thought you and Okita-San were really suited for each other." "My dear lady, Miss Kisa's heart is already taken by him but I plan to snatch it away fairly by making her fall for me." The lady chuckles, "Well look at that. You must be a very popular young lady. So what can I help you three with today?" "We need an apartment for the day! I'll pay so it's no trouble!" Kisa reaches for her wallet but the landlady stops her, "No need.. Just one apartment, right? Here's the keys! Enjoy!" They all now their heads in gratitude and then head towards the room.
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"Ehhhh, I don't want to go in there..." "Come on, Kisa!! You promised to help me!" May pulls on Kisa's hand and forces her inside. Kisa stares at the empty walls and frowns. She touches a spot where her photo once hung. "I'm a big pain in the ass.... Right, Reiji?" Kisa puts her head against the wall and smiles, "I'm sorry I didn't protect Vixa correctly... I'm sorry I went into a blood rage after she was killed in front of my eyes..." Kisa brightens up, "Alright let's get started!" "Uh how exactly... You really didn't elaborate on any plan. All you said was role play." Kisa smiles, "Well I'll practice on Mitsu and then you'll copy what you see." "Oh that's why you dragged Mitsu along with us!" Mitsu smiles, "Having Miss Kisa as my newly wedded wife doesn't sound so bad to me at all." "Let's get started, shall we!"
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Mitsu slides open the door where Kisa is eagerly waiting, "Welcome Home, Mitsu! Would you like dinner first? Or maybe a bath?" Mitsu smiles and wraps his arms around Kisa, "What I'd like the most is to devour you whole, my lady." Kisa laughs, "Dammit Mitsu! I can't take it seriously if you act like this! Hahaha." "What are you talking about, my lady? I'm only hugging you." "St-stop tickling me! Hahahaha!!! Wait I'm really ticklish!" "I wanna be part of this too!" May tickles Kisa's sides which makes her squeal and laugh even more, "Hahahaha!! You guys are the worst students!! Hahahaha!!" "Kisa Sensei! I don't get it? Should I act like I always do but greet him after his long day after work?" "Hahaha that's exactly it! Hahaha!!! Shinpachi loves you for you! He doesn't need you to change! Hahahaha!! As long as you stay with him now and in the future, he'll be completely happy! Hahahaha!!" "Miss Kisa, I enjoy hearing you laugh. Is that bad?" "No!! HahHa, but you guys have to stop or else I'll pee my pants! Hahaha!!" "That's a risk we have to take! Isn't that right, Mitsu!" "That is very correct, May. Now let us hear those squeals of delight, my lady!" Kisa grabs Mitsu's arms and starts laughing even more, "Hahahaha!!!! I tap out! I tap out!!!" Kisa tries backing away but trips, sending May, herself, and Mitsu to the ground. May groans as a chuckle escapes from her, "Hey fatties! Get off me! Hahahaha!" Kisa rubs her forehead and giggles, "Hehehe! I can't! Mitsu is on me!" Mitsu touches his forehead and smiles, "My lady has a really hard head.. You could break someone's nose with that." Kisa laughs, "Good! I have a secret weapon now!" They finish their practice without anymore distractions or problems. As Kisa and May walk back to Odd Jobs, Kisa sighs. "Whats the matter?" "I'm just thinking about how I almost peed my pants back there.... It was fun.... I bet a marriage that is playful like that would be fun." "Well Mitsu is the Master of Romance.... Okita-Kun, not so much..." Kisa giggles, "Yeah but I love him... Sadistic tendencies and all." May smiles, "How cute... I bet he loves you much more than he puts out... Maybe he plans on proposing to you." "If that happened then I would be very very happy." "Then I'll pray for it!" "Thank you, May..." "No thank you, Kisa. Now I know how to be a proper wife even though you had no experience either." "I had fun." "Yeah me too... I guess that's all marriages really about... Keeping you and your partner very happy and having fun in the process." "I agree... I agree one hundred percent."

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