Still In Wonderland!

Sometimes Another Point Of View Is Fun To See!

"You dirty bastard!" It started off like any other day, Kisa was out on a walk like normal but then something awful happened. Someone decided to touch her butt while she was window shopping. Kisa chases the man until they reached an alleyway with a dead end, "Got you now, Pervert! Get ready for my special roundhouse kick!" As she goes for the kick the man lifts up his hand. She automatically thinks it's to block the kick but for some reason he had a button on the palm of his hand. It was too late to stop the kick, her foot collided with it and there was a blinding light. When she opens her eyes, she is in front of a familiar building, "How did I get over here?!" Kisa spots the man running in the opposite direction, "Hey come back here!" But before she could move she heard a very familiar voice. "Damn Hijikata, making me deliver these papers." Kisa feels her knees lock up as she reaches towards him. But he walks straight through her, "Huh?! Wait a second! Sougo come back here right now!" Kisa turns around and follows him into the building, "Don't ignore me! Look at me right now!" She tries grabbing his arm but her hand goes straight through him. "What the hell is this?! Sougo! Sougo! Bakakita!" "He can't hear, see, or feel you, idiotic woman." Kisa turns around and finds the man she was chasing, "Why can't he?" "You're time traveling right now except without the complicated time paradox stuff. These are all memories but now you can see his point of view as well." A smile spreads across her face as she follows Sougo inside the building. They both walk into the elevator and Kisa watches him intensely, "I wonder what memory this is.."
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"Oh god now I know what memory this is...." Kisa stands in the packed elevator, her past self is in the way back and Sougo is in the front, "No wonder I couldn't see him before! He was all the way up here, hidden behind some big Amanto!" The elevator stops and mostly everyone gets off except two people. *CLANK* *THUNK* *SCREECH* The elevator comes to a stop and bounces a little. A sound comes from the speaker above the doors. "I apologize for the inconvenience but we seem to be having some technical difficulties with the elevator. It may take all night to fix... But don't worry about it, it will probably take two hours." Kisa leans in to take a look at Sougo's face. "Ahhh I remember this clearly, I just don't remember it being this awkwardly quiet." "Do not panic, we'll be playing relaxing music to help soothe the tension." Kisa clears her throat, "Excuse me Officer, are you okay? You're kind of shaking like a leaf.." "I'm great... Just great.." "I would believe you but now you're like a jackhammer." Past Kisa looks down at his legs and noticed that they were fidgeting a lot. "Bwhahahaha! I can't hold my laughter back! Sougo do you have to take a leak that badly?" His face quickly turns to one of annoyance. "What? No comebacks, don't tell me you actually have to pee that bad?" "Shut up!" "Aww does that mean you don't wanna share this nice, cold, refreshing Pocari with me?" Sougo's left eye twitches out of irritation. "Isn't the sound of it splashing around comforting? Splish, Splash.... Splish, Splash." "Oi oi, do you have a death wish? Remember I have a nice sharp sword just waiting to spill blood." "Ooh is that so? You know I could finish this Pocari in one go and give you the bottle to piss in." Sougo sighs in relief. "Too bad I'm not thirsty." Present Kisa starts laughing, "Damn I was savage!" For about an hour they sit in silence. Kisa sits on the floor and starts rummaging through her bag. "Let's see... A bottle of Pocari, a box of pickled seaweed, some money, and my JUMP... Where the hell is my phone! Huh a note?" Kisa stands over herself and reads the note, "I remember this note as well.... Stupid Kagura!!!" Past Kisa fights off a blush and shoves the note back into her bag, "Just say you're borrowing the phone! Don't add unnecessary details!" Before Past Kisa had the chance to open her mouth again there is a crash of thunder and a flash of lightning. "Eeeeek!!" Past Kisa hides her face between her knees. This causes Sougo to laugh, "Aww the little girl is afraid of a little thunder?" Kisa hugs her legs closer to her body. "Shut up, I don't need your crap... I can deal with this alone... It's always alone.." Kisa looks down at herself and touches the top of her head, "Don't worry, sweetie... You'll get over it." Another crash of thunder happens making Kisa jump up. Sougo laughs even more. She quickly puts herself back into her little huddle. "I hope you piss yourself, Sougo." "The less I think about it, the less it will affect me." *Fshhhhh* *Fshhhh* Kisa turns her head and gazes at the evening view. She turns her body towards the window and just stares. "It is really beautiful when it rains.." Then a loud crash of thunder hits. "Gyahhh! Dammit I hate elevators and thunder!" Kisa glances at Sougo and to her surprise he wasn't laughing. "What cat got your tongue? Aren't you going to laugh?" "Can't move... I'll piss if I move to much." "That's disgusting.." "Aren't you going to laugh?" "Can't, I'm too scared. Sougo why don't you punch a hole in the glass and piss out the hole?"  Silently he walks over to the window. Using his knee, he busts a hole in the glass. "I was kidding! Sougo,  I don't want to see you take a leak!" Sougo unzips his pants and shrugs his shoulders. "If you gotta piss, you gotta piss. But seriously this feels amazing!" Kisa quickly covers her eyes. "Sougo, you're lucky I'm too comfortable to get up and kick you through the window!" He chuckles, "You mean you're just too scared?" Present Kisa sighs, "Woooowww..... I'm dating the worlds biggest idiot... Or should I say was dating."