Still In Wonderland!

Ninja With The Hemorrhoids Pt. 2

"I have to deliver pizza?!" "Yeah it's a part time job I have. Oh and you'll have to wear the suit." Kisa jumps up, excitement gleams in her eyes, "I get to be a ninja!!" "Well yeah, so which color do you prefer? I have a pink." "Hell no! Give me a traditional black if you have too!" Zenzou nods his head and points to a closet, "You'll find it in there." "Okay!" Kisa goes in the closet and grabs the clothes, "I'm going to the bathroom to change, okay!" "Yep. Don't take your time though." Kisa nods her head and leaves the room, when she comes back in, she looks a bit perplexed. "What's wrong? Didn't you want to be a ninja?" "Well yeah, it's just that this doesn't really fit me well. I mean look at this! You can't even see my hands!" Kisa lifts up her arms to reveal the sleeves that were too long for her arms. Zenzou begins to laugh, "Ahahaha! It's fine, you'll still be able to deliver pizzas like that." "Uhm how exactly do you get around to deliver the pizzas?" "Jumping from building to building." Her jaw drops and her face darkens, "h-how the hell am I supposed to do that?!" "Don't worry you'll get the hang of it, Hattori-San." Kisa tilts her head and looks at her outfit one more time. On the front of it was a name tag that said Hattori. She giggles a little as she slips on the shoes, "Well then I'm off! See you later, Zenzou!"
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Kisa breathes heavily as she makes it to the first house of the night, "Oh mah gawd.... Too much jumping...." (Won't admit to it, but she fell like seven times) She knocks on the door, moments later it is opened by a man. "Oh great the pizza arrived! How much do I owe you, Hattori-San......." "Is there something wrong?" "When they told me my delivery person's name, I was expecting a man. Especially with a name like Hattori." "Well you got a girl. Any problems with that?" "No not really, your name just doesn't suit you." "Well does Sakata suit me?" The man studies Kisa and nods his head, "Yeah it does..." She hands him his pizza and he gives her the money, "How about Okita?" "It sounds like it could but it would probably take awhile to get used to." Kisa bows her head, "Thank you!" "No thank you." He shuts the door and with that Kisa is off again. Every person she delivered to had the same expression as the last. Kisa couldn't guess why they were so surprised to see a girl with the name Hattori, "I don't get it? Is it because the name doesn't suit me or have they seen Zenzou before and think he's gone through a sex change??? If anything, he'd be like a model but with Hemorrhoids." Kisa sighs as she walks down the street, the last pizza of the night is in her hands, "I still have a lot of time to spare before my 30 minutes are up... Oh well, I'll just deliver it right now." Kisa makes it to the house with 20 minutes to spare. She knocks on the door which the person hesitantly answers, "Who the hell is it?" Kisa grimaces, "That's kinda rude... I'm here to deliver your pizza." "Why are you so damn early?" "Cuz I was nearby!" "I don't want the pizza unless you're late." Kisa smiles, "What do you mean you don't want it?" "I wanted you to go past the 30 minutes so I could get a free pizza but you had to be here in ten minutes and now I have to pay! And I ain't paying!" Kisa puts the pizza down and cracks her knuckles, "Do you know how many freaking buildings I've fallen off trying to get here on time? And now you don't want to pay?! Well guess what! You're going to tip the delivery person!" The man backs up as Kisa walks toward him, "Wh-What are you going to do?!" "Something I have done in awhile." Kisa closes the door behind them and all that can be heard is the girlish screams of a man.
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With a pizza in hand, Kisa walks to the park, "In the end I payed for the pizza.. Oh well at least I get to eat it." While walking in the park she notices someone sleeping on a park bench, "Oh Hasegawa-San! Maybe he wants to share the pizza with me!" Kisa walks up to him and taps his forehead, "Hasegawa-San, I have pizza. Do wanna share it with me?" Hasegawa opens his eyes and looks at Kisa, "Oh Kisa-San, you have what?" "I've got pizza that I'm willing to share!" He immediately sits up and pats the seat next to him, "Then have a seat! Sorry it's a bit of a mess. If I knew I was going to have guests then I would have cleaned up." Kisa giggles as she opens the pizza box, "Don't mind me. Even our house is dirty when guests come over. And sorry about the lack of drinks." "Don't worry I got that covered!" Hasegawa reaches over the bench and pulls up two cans of beer. He hands one to Kisa and cracks his open. Kisa opens her and scrunches her face as the bitter smell fills her nostrils. "Hahaha! I wouldn't except a kid like you to handle such a hard liquor." "I can totally handle it! The smell is just bitter!" Kisa takes a sip and squints her eyes, "Never mind, I still have little kid tastebuds!" "Ah but nothing goes better with lukewarm beer than fresh pizza." His attention is immediately on her right knuckle, "What happened there?" "I beat the crap out of an ungrateful customer. Br don't worry, he didn't suffer any serious damages. Maybe just a broken nose." "You idiots always resort to violence don't you?" "Hey! I jumped buildings to deliver these flipping pizzas and then this guy said he wasn't going to pay! I just got my tip that's all." "Must have been a hard tip." "He screamed like a little girl." "I would too if a 5 foot girl was kicking my ass." Kisa smiles as she takes another sip of the bitter alcohol, "It's so nice out. Really perfect for drinking and eating pizza." "Of course it is... This is one of those nights where you can throw away your worries and stop thinking for awhile." "I like it! Maybe I'll come out more often." "If you're going to do that bring some party snacks." "Yeah, I'll be sure to do that." Kisa and Hasegawa sit and talk for an hour. Then she heads back to Zenzou's place.
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"Zenzou-Saaaammma!!!" Zenzou looks up at Kisa's face, her cheeks were tinted red and so was the tip of her nose. "You're drunk?! When did you have the time to get drunk?" "I delivered the last pizza and then I went to the park! Hasegawa and I shared a one beer each but I guess it was weally stwong!" "I can tell, you're slurring your words." "Maybe because you're sideways?" Zenzou stands up and gets Kisa on his back, "Alright let's get going." Kisa giggles as she wraps her legs around him, "Neeee Zenzou!!! Where are we going???" "I'm taking you home, drunky." "Hehehe! It's not drunky, it's Kisa!" Zenzou rolls his eyes, "You suck at handling alcohol." Kisa rests her head on his back, "Onwy because I haven't drank in a wong time. But now I feel a hundwed times better...no more tears and no more loneliness...." "Aye kid, are you okay?" When he doesn't get an answer he looks back and sees Kisa peacefully sleeping, "Yeah you're okay. You have us after all..."