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Kisa stretches as Gintoki barges into the house, "EEEK! Dammit Gintoki! You scared the crap out of me! What are you doing busting doors open like that?" "Guess what guys! I just snagged myself a girlfriend!" Kagura looks at Gintoki and claps her hands, "Good Job, Gin-Chan." Kisa looks at him and laughs, "Hahahahaha!!!!!" He stares at her intensely. "Oh! You were being serious! Then where is she?" Kagura picks her nose, "Is it like that time Shinpachi had a virtual girlfriend?" "NO! She's very real! Isn't that right, Noriko?" A girl with blonde hair appears from behind Gintoki and giggles, "That's right Gin Gin." Kisa sticks out her tongue in disgust and picks up her book, "Well that's nice and all. But are you sure you want it to be her?" Noriko tilts her head with a frown on her face, "Heeeeyyy what's that supposed to mean?" Gintoki crosses his arms, "What's wrong with her, huh? Ooohh I get it! You and I were the only single people left and now it's just you so you're feeling lonely!" Kisa glares at him, "Excuse me?" "What's wrong with me getting a girlfriend, huh! You have two suitors waiting for you! Hell even Souchiro was obsessed with you! So why can't I have someone to obsess over me!?" Kisa stands up, "If you want someone to obsess over you then you have Saru-Chan already! Now it's different if you want someone to love you." "Well then maybe I want someone to love me!" Kisa groans and puts her book down, "Then just say so! Don't get so defensive about it." "Gin Gin, it's alright really. They just need to get to know me!" Kisa rolls her eyes and grabs her boots. "No Noriko, it's not okay. Kisa's just acting like a crybaby because now she'll have no one to baby her when she's sad." Kagura puts a hand to her mouth, "Oh damn." Kisa looks at Gintoki, "Excuse me while I go vomit out the rest of my lunch." Kisa walks past Noriko, her eyes open widely. She continues to walk and scowls, "That sneaky little wench... Did she really say that!" - "Poor Gin Gin, good thing he has a lot of money!" - "She's trying to use him! That's it! I know who I'm going too!" Kisa runs and runs, her destination is dead set in her mind.
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"Hah? Gintoki got a girlfriend and you don't like her?" "Tsukki, you don't understand! She's using Gintoki for money but we got into a fight and now he probably won't believe a thing I say." Tsukuyo puts her pipe in her mouth and sighs, "S-so that idiot likes someone completely different.." 🔹Tsukki likes Gintoki so this news will probably make her check out the competition. And once that happens she'll see how horrible Noriko is!🔹 Kisa puts her hands together, "Tsukki, you have to see this girl. She's just plain awful." Tsukuyo nods her head, "Let me see this girl... Just to see how awful she is! Not because I'm jealous or anything!" 🔹Your face says otherwise, Tsukki.🔹 They go back to Edo and walk around, "Actually Kisa, it surprised me... You ran all the way to Yoshiwara just for Gintoki's sake. Are you sure you don't like him?" Kisa blushes, "I don't like him but Gintoki is very special to me! So seeing him with someone that is just going to use him, annoys me!" Tsukuyo smiles and pats Kisa's head, "How cute... It's almost like a protective little sister." "Sh-shaddup!!! That's embarrassing!" Kisa stops blushing and points at a blonde girl who is carelessly walking around, "Thats the bi- that's her." Tsukuyo tilts her head, "That girl looks like she works in entertainment and not the good kind either." Kisa puts her hands against her mouth to suppress the laughter. Tsukuyo grabs her wrist and starts dragging her over to the girl. "Wait what are we doing?" "Kisa, you weren't wrong. That girl obviously is just in it for the money." Kisa sneers, "I knew it!" Noriko turns around and smiles, "Oh Ki Ki, there you are? You left without saying where you were going. You had Gin Gin worried sick." Kisa's left eye twitches, "Oi, why are you acting like a perfect stepmom?" Tsukuyo stares the girl down. "Hey Ki Ki, tell your man friend to stop staring at me. I'm happily taken by the Chief of the Shinsengumi." "M-man!?" Tsukuyo feels very offended as she tries to wrap her head around what just happened. "Well of course a man. A woman should never have that many scars. It's not beautiful." Kisa grabs Noriko by the front of her kimono and growls, "You listen here, fake! I know this isn't your real personality and I know that Tsukii is way prettier than you! And I'll have you know that I've got plenty of scars, but that doesn't turn men away from me!" "No but your attitude makes them leave you. What was his name? Souchiro? Maybe that's why he left you." "Tsukki hold my sword, I'm about to beat a girl!" "Huh?! Wait you wouldn't dare!" "Oh Kisa would dare! Don't you see, I've got you in my hands right now! Now which should mess up! I'll make you like Takasugi in less than two seconds! For the rest of your life all you'll see is the image of me blinding you! And then I after I mess up your eye, I'm going to tie you up and toss you into the river. Then I'll fish you out and hang you upside from a tree that's infested with red ants! You're not going to want to be around Gintoki with me around! Oh and then I'll have you apologize to Tsukki for being a complete ass to her! And then me and you are going to have a lot of f-- OW!" Kisa releases Noriko and rubs the back of her head. "Kisa, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
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Still In Wonderland!
FanfictionKisa is still in Edo, but now the Shinsengumi is gone.... Will they come back? Will she ever see Sougo again? Who the hell knows! Don't ask me just wait for it to update! Her new adventures start, still the same people and even some new people!
