Part 1

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(THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE STUPID)

Nelson-

Hey, look at this guy

He's so short,

He should go to court!


Kohl-

Wow, rude?

I wish you had no food.

I mean, i might be shorter,

But look at her *Points to a girl thats 4,4" (Hes probably 5,9")


Nelson-

Lol your raps suck

I don't give a duck.

Look at you fool

Go and drown in your baby pool~


Kohl-

Just stop.

I have a mop.

I am not scared of using it.

Oh wow, you're having a fit.


Nelson-

Really, Just.

You literally must.

I might not have lust for those girls,

but you definitely do, go and get them some pearls!



Kohl-

Just because i look like one,

Doesn't mean i want to have fun.

This might be strange to you,

But i would expect that, you have no brain. (lol doesnt rhyme.)


Nelson-

Wow, your raps don't rhyme.

Wait, i can't think of something that rhymes with rhyme.

Crap.

Oops.


Kohl-

Why do you say i like the girls?

You must like them if you care to rap with me.

Please, pay the fee.

Or give me something you mentioned, pearls.





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#STUPIDESTRAPEVER


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