Tony: you guys can't just only hate me! What about Clint? He has done some annoying things!
Clint: fine, say 'I' if you hate me.
Tony: I
Bruce: I
Thor: I
Rhodes: I
Loki: I
Natasha: I
Clint: wait, even you Nat? I thought we had a thing going!
Nat: we do, but you can be very annoying at times. You mostly act like a 2 year old, and you cry when you don't get to pick the movie!
Steve: Man, that's just messed up.
Tony: I think I smell a break up coming!
Pepper: Anthony Stark! Don't get yourself into this!
Clint: Well you can be annoying sometimes too. You always think your better then me, you break my arrows when you get mad, and you used to be an assassin.
Nat: Well the truth has come out, hasn't it! I guess we are done here. Never again will I spend another second watching 'My Little Pony' with you!
Rhodes: You watch 'My Little Pony'?!
Clint: It makes me feel good inside.
Steve: Hey, let's not start making fun of one another!
Tony: Okay, Mr. Let's-drive-this-ship-into-the-water-even-though-I-could-just-turn-it-around-and-land-it-safely-back-in-Germany.
Pepper: Tony!
Steve: It was the only way!
Tony: Well if you hadn't of frozen yourself, you would be married to Peggy!
Steve: Well if you hadn't of been a selfish brat all these years, you would be married to Pepper!
Bruce: OH, BURN!
Tony: SHUT UP!
Steve: SHUT UP!
Bruce: if you need me, I'll be on the other side of the world.
Nat: wait, Bruce! See what you boys did?
Clint: what about me? I'm a boy, too. Is it because we aren't together anymore that you have to ignore me?
Nat: Clint, no!
Thor: I don't like friends arguing. I will be in Asgard.
Pepper: You guys are scaring off everyone, stop fighting!
Sam: Tony started it!
Rhodes: WHAT?! Steve is the one who kept the arguing going!
Sam: Just shut up and mind your own mask!
Rhodes: Don't talk to me like that!
Wanda: Guys, let's stop.
Black Panther: YOUR FRIEND KILLED MY FATHER, NOW YOU MUST DIE!!
Ant-Man: No! Don't kill Captain America! He is the greatest superhero of all time!
Tony: What about me?
Ant-Man: um...
Spider-Man: TONY STARK?! You are my role model, I'll do whatever you say!
Vision: Mr. Stark, the government would like to have a meeting with you.
Clint: Wanda! Kill him!
Nat: What?
Clint: Wanda! Kill her!
Tony: Shut up, Barton.
Clint: Wanda! Kill him!
(Now this is the part where you are suppose to watch Captain America: Civil War)
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanfictionHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
