Avengers: Age of Texting

We need a hero

*WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED 'Captain America: Civil War', THEN DO NOT READ ON BECAUSE IT WILL SPOIL A LOT!*
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Nat: Clint, baby, are you still mad at me?

Clint: Don't call me 'baby'.

Nat: I guess you are. But I did betray Tony to let you guys get on that plane. Your welcome.

Tony: you evil Traitor.

Wanda: At least she didn't trap you in the Avenger Tower because she thought you were dangerous.

Tony: I didn't want anyone getting hurt!

Vision: She hurt me.

Clint: I have to admit, what Wanda did to Vision, was cool.

Wanda: I didn't want to hurt you, Vision. But it was the only way I could escape.

Vision: I hope you know that I was just trying to protect you.

Pietro: From now on, no one touch my sister. I know I wasn't helping anyone in the battle, but I would've died in my condition.

Sam: Steve, I'm sorry about Bucky.

Steve: It was for the safety of the people.

Tony: What happened to Bucky?

Sam: Tony, just stop. You caused enough contention already. Plus, it's none of your business.

Peter: I'm so confused. Which one was Bucky?

Steve: •••

Wanda: I think we should stop talking about the Winter Soldier.

Sam: agreed.

Vision: When will we become friends again?

Black Panther: Probably not anytime soon.

Rhodes: I hope not. You all caused me pain. Now I can barley walk, and it's all Vision and Falcon's fault.

Vision: Colonel Rhodes, I did not mean to shoot you down with my gem. I was aiming for Sam, but I was distracted.

Falcon: Well why did you shoot at me in the first place?! If I hadn't of moved, then I would be dead!

Rhodes: Well I almost died! Now my legs are paralyzed and I'm stuck with Tony.

Tony: What's wrong with being stuck with me?

Clint: everything.

Nat: Stay out of this, Clint.

Clint: Or what? What will you do to me?

Pepper: Guys! Stop! I hate it when you fight! Why do you think I ignored Tony and you guys throughout this entire war?

Steve: Tony told me it was because you were busy with managing Stark Industries.

Tony: That's because I thought that was the reason!

Thor: Are you done fighting?

Pepper: Tony. Steve. You two used to be best buddies!

Tony: That was before I figured out that Bucky killed my mom!

Rhodes: *and dad*

Pepper: He what? But I thought it was a car accident!

Tony: Clearly not.

Thor: Okay, tell me when you are done fighting.

Coulson: We need a hero.

Agent Hill: We need one now.