Steve: Hey guys, I need to tell you all something very important.
Tony: You found another Peggie?!
Steve: I wish, but no.
Clint: what? Hurry and tell me because I have to take out the Garbages and go to the store in 5 minutes.
Nat: I'll go to the store with you, Clint! I need to get some more Poptarts for Thor when he comes.
Tony: Thor is coming? Ahhhh! He always breaks all my expensive glass cups.
Clint: Hahahaha!
Nat: Tony, no one cares about your stupid expensive glass cups!
Tony: I care!!
Steve: Guys! I'm trying to tell you something important!
Nat: Sorry, Steve. Continue.
Green Banner: Clint, when you go to the store, can you get me some Graduated Cylinders? The nice glass ones, not the crapy plastic ones.
Clint: I will. Anything else?
Tony: Get me a bionic robot that will turn evil and try to destroy the Earth, then turn him into a man after putting JARVIS in him and create a new super human called Vision. Oh wait, I already did all that! And guess what, I taught him how to text!
Vision: hello Avengers!
Clint: Hi old friend!
Nat: Boys! Steve is still trying to tell us something!
Tony: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Steve: Thank you Nat! Okay, so this is REALLY important, so listen carefully.
Thor: My fellow friends! I'm coming to Midgard! Make sure to get me my Poptarts!
Nat: What did I say?
Vision: Thor! It is nice to watch you text!
Clint: That sounds really weird.
Thor: Vision, hello.
Vision: Are you cleaning your hammer every week?
Thor: yes, I am. I scrubbed the handle extra nice so it won't be all sweaty when you use it.
Vision: why thank you! But I'll stick to my own powers.
Tony: Do you guys want to have some Banana Bread when Thor gets here? Pepper is wondering if I want some.
Clint: I'll have some! After I go to the store.
Thor: I would love some!!!
Pepper: Hello everyone! I'm making my special Banana Bread and was wondering if you wanted some?
Tony: Sweetie, I just told them that, keep up!
Pepper: Be careful how you say things!
Tony: Sorry...
Clint: Haha! You just got told!
Nat: Clint! Mind your business!
Clint: Sorry, Nat.
Tony: Haha! You just got told!
Pepper: Boys! Stop being jerks!
Steve: I am STILL trying to tell you guys something!
Thor: Everyone quiet! Captain of America wants to tell us something.
Vision: You all get off of topic extremely fast.
Sam: Hey guys. Sorry I'm late, I've been jogging all morning.
Clint: Bird-Buddy!!!
Sam: Hawkeye... Please don't call me that.
Thor: is that Falcon?
Sam: Yes, I am Falcon.
Steve: You know what, I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanficHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
