Clint: To be honest, your nose looks disgusting.
Sam: Shh, don't tell her that.
GG: It's fine, Sam. I know it looks nasty, I looked in the mio this moning.
Nat: 'Mio'?
Tony: I think she means mirror.
GG: yes, I do.
Steve: Anyway, go ahead and pick one out!
Tony: Oh my goodness! I think I just found my attack dog!
Steve: I didn't mean you, Stark.
Tony: Look at this big one! What breed is that?
Clint: Dogzilla
GG: No, Clint. It's just a Black Lab.
Tony: IT LICKED ME IT MUST LIKE ME! IM GETTING IT!
Steve: whatever. GG, have you found any?
GG: This ones cute.
Clint: What one? That grandpa one?
GG: It's a pug, they ae winkly!
Nat: Send me a photo and I'll decide for you.
GG:
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Rhodes: Thats cute.
Nat: More like adorable! You should get it!
GG: wait, I just found an adoable chihuahua pup!
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Nat: eww, no. Chihuahua's are nasty. They bite and fool you with their cuteness! Get the pug, it's way cuter!
GG: alight, I will
Tony: The black lab is mine, I just bought him! What should I name him?
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Rhodes: Death Star
Pepper: Sweetie
Tony: Sweetie? Really? I'm going with Death Star
Pepper: Sweetie is cute though
GG: I got the pug, what should I name him?
Rhodes: Death Star
Tony: But Death Star is my dogs name
Rhodes: Death Sun
GG: No
Rhodes: Death Moon
GG: No
Pepper: Sweetie
GG: Too sweet
Rhodes: Death Sky
GG: What's with you and death?
Rhodes: I wish I was dead
Nat: James, don't say things like that!
Wanda: Suicide is not an option!
Rhodes: I wasn't gonna commit suicide! But now that I think about it...
Tony: He's headed for the balcony!
Nat: Well catch him, he can't be moving faster than you can walk
Rhodes: Hey! That's rude!
Tony: It's so true though
GG: Did you catch him?
Pepper: Yes, he did. Only by watching him struggle to walk. Before Rhodes got 20 feet of the balcony, his legs gave out and he can't get up
Rhodes: I have fallen and I cannot get up!
Nat: Help him, Tony!
Tony: Never, that means I'll have to walk
Pepper: I'll help him
Rhodes: No, I'm fine. Pepper, I don't want you to help me, I got this
Pepper: suit yourself
Nat: Have fun with that
Tony: Anyway, I want to have some sort of party tomorrow. Does anyone want to come?
Clint: I'll come!
Sam: I guess I will
Nat: Why not?
Steve: Sure, I'll be there
Agent Hill: I would love to come
GG: Count me in!
Rhodes: When I get up I will
Tony: Okay, enough of you are coming so it's settled. I'll see you all tomorrow night around 8! Bring some friends if you'd like
GG: This is going to be fun
Clint: GG, just make sure to wear a LOT of make-up on your nose
Nat: Clint, come on.
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