Tony: This mission is extremely boring!
Steve: Thor is SO boring!
Sam: This jog around the block is SO boring!
Clint: This little kid is SO boring!
Steve: What little kid?
Clint: the one I'm babysitting.
Nat: whoever gave you their kid to babysit must be mental because Clint can't keep anything safe!
Clint: hey! I'm still here!
Nat: so...?
Bruce: This experiment is SO boring!
Tony: You mean the one that your doing on my girlfriend?!?!
Steve: OHH! BUSTED!
Bruce: No... I'm done with that one... Totally done... Completely done...
Tony: When I get back, you're dead!
Bruce: actually, you're gonna be dead because I'll crush you if you make me mad.
Tony: good point.
Steve: ANYWAY! What y'all up to?
Nat: Don't EVER say 'y'all' EVER again. Understand?
Steve: agreed!
Wanda: I'm so bored! Entertain me!
Nat: oh, hi Wanda!
Wanda: Hi Natasha!
Nat: How's Pietro?
Wanda: He's getting better.
Clint: that's good. Tell him I say sorry, again.
Wanda: Clint, you've said sorry to him about a million times! He gets it! Plus, it's not your fault he's hurt. He did it for the safety of the innocent boy. Plus, he didn't want his friend to die.
Tony: I must say, well said.
Clint: okay, but I still feel so bad.
Steve: ANYWAY, do any of you want to come over to the Stark Tower and party?
Tony: I DO!
Steve: no, you are on a mission. You can't just leave!
Tony: Or can I?
Nat: I will, only if Tony doesn't show up.
Sam: same here!
Tony: what?! Do you not like me?
Nat: clearly none of us do.
Tony: what?! Say 'I' if you do not like me.
Nat: I
Sam: I
Clint: I
Bruce: I
Wanda: I
Rhodes: I
Steve: I
Jane: I
Thor: I
Loki: I
Tony: oh come on! Give me a reason, all of you!
Nat: You almost blew my cover a long time ago.
Tony: 'Natalie Romanov' doesn't fool anyone!
Sam: I just don't like you.
Clint: You made fun of my bow & arrow.
Bruce: You tricked me into helping you create Ultron.
Wanda: You killed my parents.
Rhodes: wait, you killed Wanda's parents?
Tony: long story short- I didn't mean to!
Steve: You don't like Bucky
Tony: I actually have a good reason to not like him! He killed Director Fury.
Steve: ALMOST killed Fury.
Tony: same thing!
Jane: You let Eric get mind controlled by Loki
Loki: Oh, that was the good days.
Tony: that wasn't my fault! Blame Clint, he didn't do anything about it either!
Clint: that's because I was the one getting mind controlled!
Thor: You left me at Stark Tower with America's Captain.
Loki: You decapitated my plan to take over Earth.
(TO BE CONTINUED...)
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanficHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
