All27 Compilation

Sex Talk (All27)

Nyahahahaha, the title caught you offguard right? Did it caught your attentions? Me too.

It's an idea of my beloved dear brother that I nearly killed for messing with my stories. Thankfully, I managed to prevent him from changing the ploy of my every story.

Anyway, before you throw tomatoes on me for the title, just read it okay?

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At the familiar mansion in Sicily, Italy, gathered at the dining room of the Vongola Mansion is the guardians of Vongola Decimo and his tutor Reborn, currently silently eating without a fight.

Tsuna noted their silence but didn't comment, as he settled himself at the end of the table. Picking the last piece of egg at the middle of the table, Tsuna licked off the sauce from the egg, a habit of his, unconciously starting the biggest fight between the guardians that one innocent Lambo Bovino initiated.

"Ne, ne, Tsuna-nii, why are licking my egg?" Lambo asked, a little hurt. He pouted at the plate where the egg formerly rested that was currently being eaten by Tsuna before shifting his attention at the said brunet. Tsuna jolted, pausing his bite at the piece of egg. "Eh? Is it yours? Gomen, Lambo—"

"Kufufufufufu~" Mukuro leaned in at the table, smiling lecherously at the oblivious brunet, not before shooting his fellow lightning guardian a glare. "What did you say, cow brat? Only my egg has the honor for Tsunayoshi's virgin mouth." Both Lambo and Tsuna tilted their head, seemingly confused at how the words are delivered. But the other guardians (including Reborn) hissed at Mukuro's perverness.

"Huh?" Tsuna peeked at Mukuro's plate, his eyebrows raising in curiousity. "But you didn't have any eggs, Mukuro." If possible, Mukuro's smile widened, as he laughed lecherously. "Kufufufufufu~Do you want me to show you my eggs?" But before Tsuna could speak again, a tonfa hit Mukuro at the back of his head, as killer intent surrounded Hibari Kyoya.

"Hn, stop your sexual harassment, stupid pineapple herbivore," Hibari growled at Mukuro, but then he added. "I'm sure that omnivore will really like mine."

Lambo scooted at Tsuna. "Tsuna-nii.. what are they talking about?" He whispered. "Eh? I dunno..." Tsuna whispered back. Hayato almost throw his own plate of breakfast at the Cloud-Mist Duo, but he wisely just choose plucking a hotdog from his plate and placing it at Tsuna's plate. "Don't mind them, Jyuudaime. Just ignore them. Here," he offered ths hotdog. "You can always have my hotdog." That sparked the fight.

"Hahaha, I never thought that you are a closet one, Haya-chan." Takeshi murmured, even though his grip at his fork tightened. Hayato gripped his fork tightly too, readied some tomatoes and happen to make it look vicious, aiming at the Rain guardian. "Why? Don't tell me that you are a exhibitionist?"

Ah, that started their food war. Pieces of fruits, vegetables and breakfast sailed as Tsuna and Lambo (who managed to pull Ryohei and Chrome with them) take cover under the table.
"It's an extremely food chaos!" Ryohei laughed, as he took out one of his hands and catch a sailing orange. Chrome gripped her trident and stabbed one of the flying apple, making Tsuna gulped in amazement as Chrome smiled at him and offered the apple. Lambo was laughing too, shoving a small bomb at one of the muffins before throwing it at the fighting guardians with a cry, "Fire in the hole!"

*Boom!*

The fight halted as the remains of the muffin scattered at Reborn's face that was covered in soot. Reborn smiled darkly, hands reaching for the trembling Lambo, not before shoving a plate of breakfast at Tsuna's lap.

"Huh? What's this for?" Tsuna peered at Reborn curiously as the hitman's eyes with something...is it lust?

"If you wanted to it eggs and hotdogs that badly, you called just ask me, Dame-Tsuna. The mayonnaise and tomato sauce is a bonus, and I could even give it to you raw." He smirked at Tsuna's confused and curious eyes before facing the others. "Now, I need to teach you on how to sex talk properly, kiddos."

Tsuna blinked when Reborn hauled and dragged the guardians away with a maniac laugh, leaving him and Chrome at the dining room. "What's is that about?" He muttered curiously. Chrome shrugged. "I dunno, bossu. Maybe, they are just bonding or something...?" Lambo's horrified scream answer their confusion.

OMAKE

"R-reborn..." Lambo stuttered, scooting away from the hitman. "W-what do you mean, sex talk?" Reborn's eyes glinted that made him thought that he will regret asking him.
The older guardians eyes showed pity that made him wonder why. That's what he will learn the hard way. "You see, when a man and a woman love each other....."

Lambo let out a girly screech when Reborn showed him a rather graphic explanation about the birds and bees talk.

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Maybe you've gotten the Italic words right?