All27 Compilation

Babysitting (R27)

Meh, it's not exactly a R27, just a little overprotective Reborn, that is.

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"Re-boooooorn!" Five years old Tsuna cried, stomping his little feet in an indignant huff while pointing at his uncle. "It's you again!"

"It's Uncle Reborn to you, brat." The 16 years old hitman ruffled his little godson's gravity defying hair. He took out a soda from his pocket, opening it and passing it to the brunet while opening a soda of his own. "I heard you like sodas. But that father of yours didn't give you anything." Tsuna beamed at him at took the can of soda before nodding. "Yup, yup!" Then his expression twists as he tried to recall something. "It's because he sucks balls." He declaired before chugging down the soda.

Reborn whom is in the middle of drinking his soda—for the first and last time—choked, coughed and wheezed as he struggled to keep the bubbling laughter of him inside while trying to regain his breathing. "What the heck...where did you hear that brat?!"

Tsuna scooted away, as if sensing his uncle's anger. "Err, when mama and papa goes away–before you take care of me–they took a woman to take care of me! Then that woman watched this beep video about a man beeping a woman then—"

"Okay, okay." Reborn chuckled. "Your father isn't that bad at that, well, barely good enough." Then he glowered. "You saying about the babysitter?"

Tsuna's little nose crinkled. "That Baa-chan didn't even look after me! She always took me to a bath, and forced me to sleep. She also drinks papa's drinks from the fridge—the one that papa keep from my reach—and she took different Jiji's here!" Tsuna stopped for a while to drink from his can as Reborn's face started to darkened. "And one of the man she took here looks at me funny!"

"The fuck you mean, he looks at you funny?" he cut through him in a sharp voice, going strangely still, clutching his half-empty soda tight enough to make his knuckles shine white and make the can bent.

"I dunno but one time when the babysitter had fallen on the ground and was asleeping, he was angry coz he was like 'you beeping beep, I didn't come over here for you to beeping pass out, who am I supposed to beep now,' then he looked at me funny and I ran away and hid in the closet and he was looking for me yelling 'come out, come out wherever you are, I'm gonna beep you cutie, I'm gonna beep you!' but he didn't find me. Then the babysitter woke up and they went away..."

Looking up in mid-babble, his little face creased up with confusion. Uncle Reborn had a funny look on his face, gritting his teeth and breathing heavily like a bull seeing red. He recognised the look – it was the one he'd see right before mama took out one of her frying pan whenever papa goes drunk again.

"Uncle Reborn?" He asked in a tiny voice. Reborn didn't answer, seemingly lost in his thoughts but he clenched the can so hard in his fist, it bent and shattered, the shards falling to the floor. Tsuna just stared at him.

"Motherfucker," he hissed at no-one in particular (thankfully, in Italian), not even noticing his bleeding hand. "...gonna staple his fuckin' balls to the fuckin' floor, rip his fuckin' face off, gonna fuck him to death, wring his piece of shit neck..."

Tsuna had never seen him like this and he felt the first threads of fear start to coil uneasily in the pit of his stomach. He let a little whimper and it seemed to break the man out of his trance. He looked over at him and then at the pile of glass at his feet, wiping his bloody hand on his jeans.

Sidestepping the can, he squatted down at the little boy's eye-level.

"Did he hurt you ?" he asked and he shook his head, watery-eyed. "I swear to Kami, If he laid one fuckin' filthy hand on you..."

He sniveled and his hard look softened a bit.

"Why are you cryin', squirt?"

"You b-broke the bottle and now your h-hand's bleeding!" He bleated back and Reborn shook it uncaringly.

"Ah, I can deal with it," he said, getting to his feet again. "Now c'mon, were going on an adventure."

"Like in Robin Hood with the bad lion and the foxes?" He asked wiping his eyes, excitement quickly overcoming the past upset.

"Yeah sure, I've got the fucking tights and everything." Tsuna cheered and raced to Reborn's big motorbike. He climbed at the front seat and settled himself at it, grinning at the hitman sheepishly. The hitman started the engine and the motor roared to life.

"Where does this babysitter lives?" Reborn asked out of nowhere, as Tsuna peered up at him curiously. The brunet thought for a while. "The place near where other kids are going!" The brunet flinched when Reborn laughed harshly. "You fucking kiddin' me?! That's the kindergarden!" He grunted when he felt Tsuna trembling before him. "Calm down brat, and I will treat you ice cream."

"Ice Cream!" Tsuna crowed happily, forgetting his fear and not noticing that they arrive in the kindergarden. He curiously peered at his uncle when the hitman hightened the volume of the radio, before racing toward the house where his former babysitter lives.

He didn't know what happened, the sounds coming from the house covered by the loud sound of the 80's song and when he tried to listen, he could only hear one voice.

"I'm gonna fuck you cutie, i'm gonna fuck you cutie!"

Hmm...what kind of flavor will he choose? The brunet yawned and slumped at the motor, and after a few minutes, Uncle Reborn came out and immediately started to motor. He noticed Tsuna nodding off to sleep and let out a chuckle.

"Go to sleep brat, we'll be home in no time." The brunet nodded and slumped at Reborn, as the hitman took off his suit and wrapped it at the brunet. Tsuna buried at the warmth.

"Ice cream...chocolate...Uncle Reborn."

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And there! It's finished! Hehe, it's my longest one shot you know.

And for those wondering, this is before Tsuna's flames are sealed and before Reborn becomes an arcobaleno since all I know is he made Dr. Shamal sealed his memories, right?

And this is my (probably) last update here since I have a hunch that my mother will confiscate my beloved phone since my school days are near.
*whimper* but I can still update so watch out ^.^