I'm Engaged to a Werewolf

Let's Try This Again

   The next thing I knew, I was being dragged back to my house. Um . . . my parents house. I was brought there is Alice's pimpin' yellow Porsche. Erin and I sat together in the passenger seat. I don’t know what my mom and dad went out to do, but I do know that Alice said that Seth couldn't come with us. Poo!

   When I saw my house, I almost screamed. Our simple tan colored house wasn’t very simple anymore. It looked like a flippin' mansion. Well, not that big, but pretty close. There was now a balcony where my bedroom window was supposed to be, and glass was the only wall for the living room .  . . Familiar much? But, holy shit! For real, it's like I was one step closer to becoming queen.

   "Esme got bored," Alice said.

   Okay? Man, wait til Camron and Maryse saw this baby.

   After Alice parked her car, we all got out and walked inside. Dude, okay, so I don't really know how to explain it, but ohmygod it was amazing! I walked in the front door holding Erin's hand, and I was way surprised to see a mini waterfall right at the entrance. Eyes were rolled at me all of the way upstairs. But, hey, I couldn't help my reactions. Zoie Niccolette was a freakin' rich bitch!

   Everything I did was nothing compared to what happened when I walked into my bedroom. A ginormous scream escaped my mouth, so I quickly covered it with my hand and started jumping up and down.

   The floor was a black shinny tile, and there was a lot of it. My bed had been transformed into a king sized, princess covered top, with my favorite purple flowered blanket on it. On the ceiling there were. like, tiny crystals dangling there. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Oh, and on one of the walls, there weren’t any walls; instead there were mirrors. And I had a bathroom and a walk in closet too. This was fucking unreal!

   I went to throw myself on my bed, but Alice caught me before I could. Kay, so vampires were, like, rock hard; so when Alice did that it hurt like hell!

   "Come on, Zoie," she didn't even care when I whimpered. "You're not a child, so don't even think about it. Now sit down so we can get you ready."

   Erin started giggling. ""Wow, Mocha. She's even bossier than I am."

   "Ha. Ha. That's so funny, Nilla."

   Just to be a good girl, I did what Alice told me. The whole process only took about an hour-- because Alice knew what she was doing. And while Erin went to pick out clothes for herself (She's my best friend, by the way. I told her about everything weeks ago. And then she and my ex- boyfriend decided to move to Forks.) Alice got to work on me. Erin was already dressed, but whatever I guess.

   First, she did my hair. My thick, gorgeously long brown hair got three barreled. My hair looked sexy. I swear though, it might be too long. Maybe I should get it cut. But, I bet Seth wouldn't like that . . .

   When she was finished with my hair, Alice disappeared into my closet, where Erin also was. I got bored in the five minutes I was out there, so I pulled my phone out and checked my Facebook. Ugh . . .

   Carrying a sparkly gold dress, Alice came out of my closet with a big smile on her face. She dressed me up with a crazy look in her eyes. The girl needed to chillax her fashion obsession.

   And when we were done with me, it took another hour for Alice to get herself ready (even though she also was already ready). So me and Erin gossiped like we used to when I lived in Oklahoma.

   I told Nilla about my trip to Spain. Every single little juicy detail. Then, I got filled in on what had happened since I left.

   Apparently, Monika Quiaj (a totally preppy bitch from Okie) posted on Erin's Myspace page and said that Erin was a cock sucking hoe, and that Monika was going to steal back Erin's supposedly boyfriend. She also told me that Tanner had been going crazy with jealousy over me. Haha, to him.

   Tanner was my drug addict ex- boyfriend. I dated him for, like, ever when I lived in Oklahoma. But then my fake mom died, so I had to go come and live with my fake sister who is also dead now. Tanner got dumped when I moved. He would have gotten dumped even if I hadn't moved; I didn't like the kind of drugs he did. But I did love him, even when he did all of that stuff. That was, I loved him until I met Seth.

   "Are you done yet, Alice," I asked. "I'm bored as fuck."

   She sighed and did a little shimmy in front of the mirror wall. "I guess so. Let's go then?"

   "Finally," Both Erin and I yelled.

   We finally left for La Push around 8p.m. God damn Alice and her perfectionists.

   The ride to La Push wasn't really that long, but I was way relieved to get out of the crowded Porsche. My legs hurt badly from Erin sitting on my lap. My tummy hurt too. Probably because of my baby bump, you know. I hadn't even been pregnant that long and my stomach was already starting to show. I didn't know a lot about pregnancy, but I think that it was too early for that. Maybe I should talk to Carlisle.

   Anyways, when I got out of the car I was hugged by all of the wolves. Embry, Jared, Paul, Quil, Jacob, Brady and Collin (even though I'd never met those two before), They all pretended like they were crying, but I knew better.

   "Ohmygod, Zoie," Jared yelled. "Don't ever leave me alone again!"

   Paul smacked him in the back of the head and said, "For real, Z! Things are hella boring when you take Seth from us!"

   "Shut up guys. Seth is hers," Jake said.

   "Group hug! Come here, Z! Get closer to me!" Embry yelled trying to push through the crowd so that he could get to me.

   "Please don't ever leave me again, Zoie! I'll do anything, I'll do anything you want!" Quil yelled.

   I rolled my eyes at them and laughed. Shrugging them all off of me, I said, "Come on, guys. Give me some room. And don't yell. You'll hurt my babies ears."

   They laughed at me one last time and then pulled away from me.

   "Hey," I said. "Where's Seth at?"

   "Mocha--" Erin said getting out of the car. "My butt's numb." And then she screamed and started grabbing her throat as if she couldn't breathe. What in the fucking hell was going on???

   "Erin!"

   I tried running towards her, but Jacob grabbed my wrist and shook his head no. Jake then turned his head towards Embry. My heart was beating so fast when I followed Jake's gaze to look at Embry. He was on his knees with his hands on his ears. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! And then it was over. Just like that.