I'm Engaged to a Werewolf

I Need You Boo

   Humph. I couldn't believe Edward and Bella! They were just going to leave Nessie with this good for shit lady! I mean, really, when they have me? Um, hello, I was supposed to be Renesmees adoptive aunt for crying out loud!

   Natalia was too perfect to be allowed to watch her. And, I didn't trust her worth a damn. I'd always been a way too judgmental person (and a good judge in character) so I had an excuse not to like her.

    I held Nessie tighter and felt like screaming. "Isabella, why in the hell is Renesmee going to stay with her and not with me?"

    "Because," She says, taking Nessie from me. "You're going to be crazy busy getting stuff ready for everything. So, I figured it would just be easier for you."

    "Your Majesty, it is an honor to finally meet you. My clan and I have heard so much about you, and we are excited that the prophecy finally came into existence. If you ever need anything, let me know."

    If you ever need anything let me know. Blah, blah, blah you fucking hoe bag. Hm . . . since I was her queen, maybe I could just tell her to leave. Or just chop her head off. Haha . . . Ohmygod, maybe I needed therapy for this craziness.

    My eyes widened and I groaned. This sucked! "Wait. Is Rosalie going with you guys?"

   "Yeah?"

   No, god dammit! Rosalie couldn't go with them. She had to stay. She promised me that she would do it. Rose was such a butt.

    Kay, so a few weeks ago Rosalie got super-duper mad at me because she found out that I had to become a vampire. But, then I went to talk to her and we worked it all out. I also asked her something that was really hard to block from Seth. Rosalie promised me that she would be the one to turn me into a vampire . . . So she couldn't leave me!

   "Where is she? I need to talk to her." When I saw Rosalie, I was going to--

    "She's gone. Everyone left yesterday after Alice got back from the party. Only me and Edward are still here."

    No effing way! That girl made me so mad sometimes. Now how was I supposed to fulfill the prophecy if I couldn't become a flippin' vampire?

    Oh my, was this hell on my brain. Anyways, while I sat in the Cullen's living room pouting, Bella, Nessie and Natalia left. I'd already said goodbye to Bella and told her to tell Edward goodbye for me too.

    I felt sad and lonely. Well, Terran was here, but she was no fun at all. And I needed fun right now to take my mind off of things. With Seth gone, that would be kinda hard to do. I missed my honey bunny, and it had only been, like, a few hours.

    Terran was somewhere in the house, but I had no clue where. I was bored shitless. Ugh! I threw myself back on the ground and immediately regretted it. Because I wasn't on the mats, my head hit the tile and it hurt really badly. Today was so not my day.

    Then, like I was getting a massage, my boobs started vibrating. What the hell? I reached into my bra and grabbed my phone. Oh yeah, huh? Since I was wearing a dress that didn't have pockets, I had to put my phone in my bra when I'd started training. What was a girl to do?

    Sliding the slidy thing, I looked at the caller ID. It was Seth, and his picture I took of him while he was sleeping looked way cute!

    I pushed talk. "Hello, Seth."

    "Zoie? Oh, thank god. Where are you? Are you all right?"

    "I'm fine, just bored. And I'm with Terran training; you know that. Why?" Jeesh! Why was he so worried? All the boy had to do was read my mind and he would know I was okay.