By Ezra Bridger, posted on HoloNet at 1500 pm
1. Kill a Sith.
2. Mow the lawn.
3. LIGHTSABER FIGHT!
4. Post a selfie of a duel on Facebook.
5. Put a hole in any wall.
6. Stab Stormtroopers with it.
7. Switch out kyber crystals to ''find your look''.
8. Paint the handle in rainbow colors.
9. Put scars on everything.
10. Kill the Emperor.
Tip: Before giving a Padawan a lightsaber, MAKE SURE you teach them which side to activate, or something REALLY BAD might happen. Also adjust the length or you might end up dead. But enjoy!
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Agent Kallus' office, Lothal, 1518 pm
''That boy!'' Agent Kallus snarled.
A lieutenant raised an eyebrow. ''Excuse me?'' he asked incredulously.
Agent Kallus banged his fist against the desk, then showed the lieutenant the article on the HoloNet, snarling, ''Ezra Bridger must be terminated for the good of the Empire. Get me the Inquisitors!''
''Yes, sir,'' the lieutenant replied, then walked briskly toward the exit.
''And lieutenant,'' Kallus continued, ''when they find the boy, eliminate him in the most torturous way, the way a Jedi should go.''
His only answer was, ''Yes, sir.''
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Star Wars Rebels: The Padawan (Completed)
FanfictionEzra Bridger is Kanan Jarrus's Padawan. Inspired by @PrinceJai and his book, Ezra Bridger's Training, this is his crazy adventures aboard (and not aboard) the ship. Caution: May or may not cause uncontrollable laughter.
